Abby Engel

She/her. Instagram: abigailjjengel

[🚀💍🪾🎳 | teddy @henrylethm]

this might be the funniest experience I've ever had on tiktok

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

Thor seeing all the New Avengers

[Molly @FSUmollz]

They walked so the Savannah Bananas could run

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Never change, Geno.

[shay :)! @shayxcriss]

kermit presenting darren criss’ sardis portrait ceremony just makes sense

[Linus ✦ Ekenstam @LinusEkenstam]

Never seen a more blatant use of AI in filmmaking. Flamboyant. Horrid.
Humans don't talk or act like this.

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

Mass ovulation event incoming

[keels @satellitekeels]

release the tapes

[mary @elaine_stritch]

everybody
loves a winner
so nobody loved meeeeeeee

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

“Ew you let your dog sleep in your bed?”
Buddy I’d let him shoot a gun if he wanted to

[emma @theatrelez]

we should all kiII ourselves for him

[Edward Adjei @Er_dward]

This is how HR and finance guys arrive to tell you that there is no bonus this year

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Ice cream season is almost over” Well actually real ice cream eaters know that cool weather brings with it freedom from fast-melting cones & the pleasure of sweet cold ice cream in a car with the heat cranked up

[jackierích o'luddshaw @jack_luddy]

this lined up ridiculously well, im astonished

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻���🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

"GRASSHOPPER😡 (derogatory)" LMFAOOO😭😭😭???