Sajid Mashwani

Nothing changes if nothing changes.

[Sajid Mashwani @msajid]

Jo maza din bhar reels dekhny ka hai

Us se ziada maza raat bhar reels dekhny ka hai

[Sajid Mashwani @msajid]

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass medical school.

So you'd better start eating healthy and doing workouts!!

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[Sajid Mashwani @msajid]

Pata nahi kon log hoty hein jo itni itni der tak mobile use kar lete hein.

Mera to 13 14 ghanty me hi sar dard karny lag jata hai!!

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[Sajid Mashwani @msajid]

Me: I just ended a 4 years relationship.

They: OMG, are you ok?

Me: Yeah I'm fine it wasn't my relationship.

[Sajid Mashwani @msajid]

Drinking milk without turmeric is unhaldi

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[Sajid Mashwani @msajid]

Mosquitoes need to learn to just bite and go. . .
The singing part is so so unnecessary

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[Sajid Mashwani @msajid]

Itniiii lightien laga di hein mazaar.e.quiad pe,

Aisa lag raha hai Quaid.e.azam ka mayoon ho raha hai.

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[Sajid Mashwani @msajid]

Quotes won't work . . . ,
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_a gentle reminder_
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[Sajid Mashwani @msajid]

Hamaray muashray me sab se behtareen rishtaydaar wo hein jo fout ho chukay hein.

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[Sajid Mashwani @msajid]

Pattoun ne jab bhi rung badla hai,
Zameen pe giray hein.

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[Sajid Mashwani @msajid]

Nobody seeking advice:
I want to learn a new skill.
What should I learn?

Le me the advisor:
Tameez seekh ly 😒

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[Sajid Mashwani @msajid]

Inadvertently signed off a work email with
"Should you any queries, please dont. Hesitate to ask."

And I'm sticking with it!

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[Sajid Mashwani @msajid]

When I like a song, I put it on repeat until the artist comes out and asks for water.

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[Sajid Mashwani @msajid]

Ab samajh me aa raha hai k Money Heist me Professor k hackers Pakistan me kiyon bethy hoye thy.

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[Sajid Mashwani @msajid]

I just want to apologise to all those people I called old at their 30s when I was 18.

Qasam se

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[Sajid Mashwani @msajid]

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Mere sitaray gardish k bajaye awaaragardi pe utar aaye hein!
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[Sajid Mashwani @msajid]

My Insta account is my serious account.

The funny one is my bank account.

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[Sajid Mashwani @msajid]

When a tree falls, everyone hears the sound. . .
But when a tree grows, no one hears it.

~ Persian proverb

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[Sajid Mashwani @msajid]

Shout out to every man who is fixing his life.
Alone. No rich relatives. No favours. No father's money. Even through losses and disrespect.

May you go upwards and onwards in your life!
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[Sajid Mashwani @msajid]

Laziness kills ambition, jealousy kills peace, anger kills wisdom, fear kills dreams. . . !!

Now, read that backwards.

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