Alejandra Mendoza

[Alejandra Mendoza @MsAlyMend]

My puppy is "Fan-Dogging" https://t.co/bGapT80qy3

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

A gorgeous puppy named Bartlet !!! Go Jed go!!!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Let’s say your boss got fired from his job, but instead of just leaving right away, he decided that in order to stay in the job he was fired from, that he would send a bunch of rabid crazies to attack the building, beat up the security guards, build a gallows to hang his Secretary, break in, spread poop on the walls & hunt for your coworkers, while simultaneously sending teams of fake “board members” saying they had the “actual proof” that he wasn’t in fact fired at all.
And then, once he did finally leave, he took with him, showed off to some friends and refused to return, the company’s most highly guarded financial information, building security plans, and documents which could get you & everyone you loved killed.
Would you spend the next three years following that guy around the country and sending him money to fly in his private jet and pay his legal bills while praying that it’ll all be enough to get him back in the job he once tried to steal?

You wouldn’t.
Unless you were a Fucking idiot.

[Alejandra Mendoza @MsAlyMend]

@strongaz I saw it in LA!

[Alejandra Mendoza @MsAlyMend]

We started and finished watching The Aristocats. Currently on to Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea. I want my nuggets the way Melody with the sea. #returntomickyds @Postmates

[trash jones @jzux]

if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

Looking for a drug that will give me the feeling of a second act reprise going into a key change in literally any musical

[لُجينة 𓆉 @lujainahs]

“I hope this email finds you—“ STOP FINDING MEEEEE

[Alejandra Mendoza @MsAlyMend]

@davidhogg111 The answer to “How do you sleep at night?”

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Retweet if you want to buy a pillow!

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

Here's what we know: This is where Atlanta is in Georgia.

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

...And stay out!

[Jonathan  @JWeber988]

New Stanford University study estimates that 18 Trump rallies have led to 30,000 COVID cases and 700 deaths https://t.co/1DsumtaqWG

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

The only thing @realDonaldTrump has in common with Abraham Lincoln is his disastrous effect on live theater attendance.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

...yes

[Melissa Blake @melissablake]

My period isn’t coming for another two weeks, but thank you for the reminder!!

[Myke Cole @MykeCole]

If Amy Coney Barrett truly wishes to obey her god, then she can surely see that his decision to strike her nomination announcement with a plague is a clear sign that she should withdraw from the process.

[crispin best @crispinbest]

this - to me - is more important than the film

[Sen. Martín Quezada @SenQuezada29]

This 👇🏼 is what systemic racism in action looks like.

[Lureena Cornwell @makesgoodsoup]

Portrait of a lady who like-likes another lady. Starring a delicate white lady, written by Emily Dickinson (a lady)