Alyssa Keefer

CEO Mom w/#longcovid #pots and #glp1 trying to get healthy with chronic illness.

[Alyssa Keefer @msalyssakeefer]

@taylornation13 did you buy stock in Opalite?

[Alyssa Keefer @msalyssakeefer]

Opalite prices after The Life of a Showgirl debut 📈✨

#opaliteeconomy

[Alyssa Keefer @msalyssakeefer]

@Walmart missed the “recommended cooking times” on this packaging. The old wattage chart is not on this new packaging.

[Alyssa Keefer @msalyssakeefer]

@Walmart your new packaging doesn’t indicate recommend cooking time nor the old wattage section. I know how long based on old packaging but you might want to QC these.

[Karyn Bishof @K_Bishof]

Keep it going!

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Netflix we’re gonna need you to individually email all of our bosses to let them know why we will be 2 hours late tomorrow #LoveisBlind4

[Ian Smith, Sr. @iansmithfitness]

Pentagon fails it’s 5th audit. ⁣
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“unable to account for more than half of its assets”
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(61% of their $3.5trillion in assets)⁣
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And you have to report your $600 you got on Venmo from side gigs.
https://t.co/bEwjddwDsE

[Alyssa Keefer @msalyssakeefer]

It’s a shame that when a medication is used to treat diabetes it’s considered “treatment” but if that same medicine is also used to for the treatment/management of obesity … it’s a ”trend” 🤔 #mounjaro

[Alyssa Keefer @msalyssakeefer]

Thanks @iamlaurenmusic for spending 801 minutes with me in 2022. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/fdJTIMvMaC

[Alyssa Keefer @msalyssakeefer]

People who want to be in your life, will be, and the people who don’t will weed themselves out.

[Alyssa Keefer @msalyssakeefer]

@brucep13 Woohoo 🙌

[Alyssa Keefer @msalyssakeefer]

@loscharlos Wondering what it means if after two months on Roc and Prav that most of my markers went down but VEGF and Scd04L went up. I have had some improvements for sure but wondering what it all means? @YoDoctorYo

[Alyssa Keefer @msalyssakeefer]

When you have my real cell number and not my Google number, please know how special that is.

[Alyssa Keefer @msalyssakeefer]

ITS ENOUGH SLICES!!!

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Under 40? Expect an 'unprecedented' life of extreme heat waves, droughts and floods. https://t.co/nnJvyZXzxz

[Alyssa Keefer @msalyssakeefer]

@DrSyedHaider Just hit the 18 month mark. Honestly feels weird to talk about because so many don’t believe in it, let alone trying to understand that we’re all figuring it out as we go right now. Definitely afraid of the backlash as a LH. Thanks for sharing!

[Alyssa Keefer @msalyssakeefer]

Needed to hear this.

[ehime ora @ehimeora]

I forgive myself for viewing someone’s lack of reciprocation as a challenge to convince them of my worth.

[Alyssa Keefer @msalyssakeefer]

@Walmart GIVE US THE OLD APP BACK!!!! #walmartappsucks #whodidthis

[Alyssa Keefer @msalyssakeefer]

Well not sure if I should be proud or ashamed. #anxiety #depression #killennial #Millennials

[Alyssa Keefer @msalyssakeefer]

Imagine what a bedroom treadmill is? A hanging area for clothes too.

[Danny Murphy @kashmeredanny]

no one has ever sat in a chair in their bedroom. it is there purely for clothes to pile up

[Dysautonomia Intl. @Dysautonomia]

Over 6M Americans have developed #LongCOVID autonomic dysfunction. We need Long COVID clinics to learn how to screen & implement standard treatments for autonomic disorders. -Prof. Lauren Stiles presenting during today's autonomic disorders CME with @Stanford_Neuro. #medtwitter