MarySam

[MarySam @msamjaggers]

I’m an enneagram 4 so I don’t know what I want to do 😬

[Jessica Kantrowitz 🍁🍂 @jfkantrowitz]

Type “I’m an Enneagram ___(your #) so I” and let predictive text fill in the rest.

I’m an Enneagram four so I can get you something else for dinner.

[MarySam @msamjaggers]

@Not30RockLutz

[MarySam @msamjaggers]

@rachievan @AUvindicated18 Same 😬

[MarySam @msamjaggers]

@jennycakes13 Maybe you’re talking to the wrong people?

[MarySam @msamjaggers]

@rachievan What color is confused?

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

From the end credits to the endgame...

[MarySam @msamjaggers]

@jennycakes13 Let’s hit the gym!

[MarySam @msamjaggers]

@MadisonMcRill “And love’s given up on me!?” 😂

[MarySam @msamjaggers]

@FathNasinthehas Don’t forget that as Christians we need to have more kids because other religions are growing 🤦‍♀️😂

[MarySam @msamjaggers]

@rachievan @jonasbrothers 😂 I was signing that the other day 🙌

[MarySam @msamjaggers]

@Alyssa_martin17 @PatrickBarn96 I was just thinking about this. I had a minor freak out about how many friends are getting married this year and that it’s so soon.

[MarySam @msamjaggers]

@Alyssa_martin17 Yes 😂👏

[MarySam @msamjaggers]

My name is on my list.
I was born and now I’m going on my own to do it again.
My age is a good thing and it’s so weird.
I like to meet my friend and I have a coffee and a coffee or coffee.

[MarySam @msamjaggers]

@Alyssa_martin17 This tweet tells SO much about me: I’m structured, I’m independent, I’m weird, and I love coffee 😂

[MarySam @msamjaggers]

@rachievan First one and ankle tat (you know rising from the ashes).

[MarySam @msamjaggers]

*Talking about our Disney trip*
Me: what shoes are you going to wear?
@rachievan : I’m bringing chaos

Well.. that’s cool, but what?! 😂

[MarySam @msamjaggers]

@rachievan They’d be talking/screaming from the bathroom then 😂🙄

[MarySam @msamjaggers]

@ItsMorgggaannn Same- Mick Jagger.. I’m always like “never heard that before” 🙄

[MarySam @msamjaggers]

My bag of goodies from the kiddos 🙌

[MarySam @msamjaggers]

My valentine is a bunch of preschoolers and I’m okay with that 🙌💕

[MarySam @msamjaggers]

I’m pumped 🔥