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@Matt_Pinner A T-Rex

[Amy @MsAmyStanton]

@lady_valor_07 Vlad the Impaler

[Amy @MsAmyStanton]

@KSeattleWeather I was working on the 56th floor of what was then called the Key Tower but is now called the Seattle Municipal Tower. It was designed to flex during an earthquake. It felt like I was on the high seas during an epic storm. I sheltered under my desk. It was scary.

[Amy @MsAmyStanton]

@StandUpForFact E

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@kendalljayyzhxu Day, dally, daily, delay..

[Amy @MsAmyStanton]

@callmeMizuko 2 answers could be correct, depending upon what you did with the broken eggs. Did you fry and eat them, or did you discard them?

[Amy @MsAmyStanton]

@quinestor No, this is at least double what most people tip.

[Amy @MsAmyStanton]

@kangaroos991

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@TheHoleTweet @BarackObama Good grief, racism was evident everywhere in the 70s, 80s, and 90s.

[Amy @MsAmyStanton]

@LucaGuadagnegro @FrankConniff Kendrick Lamar donated proceeds from his recent tour to support homeless children…

[Amy @MsAmyStanton]

@GregStolle7 @GriffinIsMyFave @harryjsisson https://t.co/gghhNtClIg

[Amy @MsAmyStanton]

@WAJansak @atensnut You’re white.

[Amy @MsAmyStanton]

@ask_aubry I can guarantee it’s the bitter vibes he’s giving off and his 2-dimensional concept of “women” that’s driving off any possible interest in him.

[Amy @MsAmyStanton]

@Mememememe54321 @ask_aubry It was your characterization, not someone else’s.

[Ask a Manager @AskAManager]

should I apologize for being a bad employee? https://t.co/C7ER44J3Eq

[Amy @MsAmyStanton]

@SeeJaneMarie @lyzl Thirding!

[Amy @MsAmyStanton]

@SierraRFox @AskAManager This is what I ended up doing. My cat allows the robot to do its thing more often now.

[Amy @MsAmyStanton]

@AskAManager lol, my cat does the same thing.

[Ask a Manager @AskAManager]

Just got an email from someone who just discovered that men are asking out his scheduling bot (literally a bot that just schedules meetings via generically written emails), just because it signs off with a female-sounding name