Anna Panda 🇺🇦 🌻 🟦

She/Her ❤️ GIFs. Panda fanatic, animal whisperer, mischief-maker, interested in too many things. #antiMLM Liberal AF I once had a uterus then I did a #yeeterus

[Anna Panda 🇺🇦 🌻 🟦 @msannapanda]

@broadwaybabyto OMFG this was like verbatim of what I heard for decades while fibroids were filling my uterus and endometriosis decided to play explorer inside my body!

For DECADES my body belonged to a man I “might” meet. He mattered more than me. It’s not right

[Anna Panda 🇺🇦 🌻 🟦 @msannapanda]

@clhubes We have a lot of craft supplies and STEM kits from Michael’s and Five Below. We lay out a big plastic tablecloth and have arts and crafts time. We also live near the Cuyahoga River’s shipping channel and go watch the freighters come up or down the river at different parks.

[NE Ohio Scanner @NEO_Scan]

Cleveland: Disturbance - Carnegie & Ontario - Reports of large crowd and fireworks, possible assault of out of towners #rolltribe #guardians

[Anna Panda 🇺🇦 🌻 🟦 @msannapanda]

Kid: would Trump laugh if kicked him in the balls?

Me: no, but everyone else would

[Anna Panda 🇺🇦 🌻 🟦 @msannapanda]

@notcapnamerica You forgot “Sweet Caroline”! All you have to do is say it loud and white people respond to it by going “Baam baam baam!”

[Anna Panda 🇺🇦 🌻 🟦 @msannapanda]

@teammoreno2024 You and your transphobic bullshit ads have no place in society.

[Anna Panda 🇺🇦 🌻 🟦 @msannapanda]

How my baby sees me when I come in with a sheet mask to check on her 😂😂

[Anna Panda 🇺🇦 🌻 🟦 @msannapanda]

@mickeyslute Baby Panda’s most requested songs are “Come Sail Away”, “Duality”, and “Gasolina” 😂

He doesn’t request any of Daddy’s favorite music for some reason 😂

[Anna Panda 🇺🇦 🌻 🟦 @msannapanda]

Son: Mommy can you play “Come Sail Away?”
Me: 😍 of course baby!
S: can I see them play that song?
Me: Next time they’re here, baby!
S: Will they play Gasolina song?
Me: they don’t sing that, baby!
S: 😡THEY NEED TO PLAY GASOLINA SONG!

Well, @STYXtheBand- ball’s in your court 😂

[Momsplaining is my job @Momsplaining101]

People who keep saying that Appalachia should’ve been prepared for this really know nothing about the area or weather. This wasn’t a “once in a lifetime” thing. This was a “this has never happened since Noah” kind of thing. It’s one thing to live below sea level and have this happen, it’s a whole other to literally live in the mountains and have your home wash away or have water covering your house. People had less than a days warning of how bad it might be and nothing said it would be this bad. On the coast people know a week ahead what will likely happen because it happens all the time. It’s not the same.

[Anna Panda 🇺🇦 🌻 🟦 @msannapanda]

My kids decided that I only need to sleep in 1-2 hour increments. This won’t be a good day

[Anna Panda 🇺🇦 🌻 🟦 @msannapanda]

@waitmanb I mean I’m an ABD with a doctoral program in education (had to leave after a severe injury), MS in developmental psychology …more than qualified

But even I don’t homeschool my kids. I’ll do enrichment and immersive experiences but full on program? Nope.

[Anna Panda 🇺🇦 🌻 🟦 @msannapanda]

I love it when I go to an event and not only does someone take my spot, they keep setting up after organizers tell them they’re in the wrong spot. I’d rather go home and enjoy a day off but they’re finding me someplace else. Ugh

[Anna Panda 🇺🇦 🌻 🟦 @msannapanda]

Biofreeze hits the spot on your back like

[Anna Panda 🇺🇦 🌻 🟦 @msannapanda]

My sewing machine broke tonight. My new one will be here Tuesday. Of course my son has a “spirit day” outfit that he needs by Tuesday morning. Thank goodness I can use the ones from the parks department tomorrow before and after my classes otherwise I’d go crazy!

[Anna Panda 🇺🇦 🌻 🟦 @msannapanda]

Even though I’ve been off night shifts for nearly a decade, it still feels decadent to sleep in a completely dark room

[Anna Panda 🇺🇦 🌻 🟦 @msannapanda]

Encountered my first #spottedlanternfly on 3rd St Bridge in Cleveland. It met the bottom of my shoe #invasivespeciessuck

[Anna Panda 🇺🇦 🌻 🟦 @msannapanda]

What’s the deal with people getting hired to do jobs and then get offended that they’re expected to… do the job they’re hired to do?

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Vice President Harris apparently committed a grave sin for these staffers: having high standards of excellence for them whilst being a woman of color in leadership. Cause there ain’t no way on God’s green earth this critique would be levied against a white male in leadership.

[Anna Panda 🇺🇦 🌻 🟦 @msannapanda]

Why yes, we’ve gotten a lot accomplished since the toxic one went on vacation. Why? Well…

[Tim Wise @timjacobwise]

When you send your kids to school there is zero chance they will come back to you "a different gender," but there is certainly a chance they won't come back at all. Yet some of y'all are worried about the former while shrugging about the latter.

[Anna Panda 🇺🇦 🌻 🟦 @msannapanda]

@NEO_Scan We got out, went to aquarium, and now I-77 north is a parking lot all the way to independence

[Anna Panda 🇺🇦 🌻 🟦 @msannapanda]

@NEO_Scan We’re in this traffic jam and they’ve closed the road and trying to reroute. It’s congested AF