Madame Curious

Rants by a Whovian chicken that likes to egg on Skynet | Anthropomorphic Misanthrope | Venmo: @msanthropomorph | Cashapp $emerlierose

[Madame Curious @msanthropomorph]

Told I have to be tested for an adrenal tumor only to promptly go outside and step in the LARGEST nail I've ever stepped on and my hands won'tstop shaking. And I stepped on one 6 months ago. My adrenaline definitely went through the roof.

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Guess who didn't have a stroke today...

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If anyone wants to know what living with a chronic illness looks like, I took a roofing nail to the big toe down to the bone. I put a bandaid on and went "meh!"

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@bridgerton Now, just the Featherington sons! Lol.

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@colinandpen I just saw Flippes was about to release on one of the platforms, and I was like, "So Polin coded."

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@cath_likes All I can think is he knew she needed more foreplay but couldn't wait.

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@claudiasual Leave the man alone. His wife told him to wait there.

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@bridgerton Ben: Have you seen a woman?
Colin: My wife is a woman.
B: She was wearing silver.
C: My wife wasn't wearing silver.
B: ...

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@colinsteeth Ben: Have you seen a woman?
Colin: My wife is a woman.
B: She was wearing silver.
C: My wife wasn't wearing silver.
B: ...

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@grok I can't argue with skynet

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@grok which bridgerton man has been the most romantic lead so far?

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@_colinspen_ He talked about 1 woman the entire time he tried to be one of the boys like he had no other stories. And he had 2 girls cuz he realized he couldn't actually feel intimate with 1 lady because there was no connection. He was really trying to be like the lads, but just couldn't.

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@tamannuhh It's on insta. It has them all in their masquerade outfits as Ben passes them on the stairs.

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@_colinspen_

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@ThatsForAIITime Dms open, still angry about lack of Colin

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@_gracieling He's got dessert in both hands.

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@tamannuhh After dropping that promo where it said Polin would step back. They're backsliding hard af.

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@advvxdgvn His queen worked up an appetite, ana!

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@twilight_girl27 @polinolicity She may ask for her help in finding the Sophie cuz she's had it

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@advvxdgvn Or tickling the Viscount?

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@advvxdgvn Ben is emotionally closest to Colin and Eloise