Marcus in the Burbs

Honourably Kentucky Colonel another day closer to the cemetery

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Fitzroy South just doubled in value for 10 seconds.

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@sallyrugg Guitar only or has she got the backing band in there as well.

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@ami_vet Should have jabbed them and as they were about to pass out jab them again and bring them back!

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@AirlieWalsh @9NewsMelb @9NewsAUS He isnt human

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@DustyPee @Shitty_car_mods Did you roll underneath to see if there were strobe lights

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@CountessAu I wasnt going to go there. As a Wednesday afternoon £15 student donor. I was speaking from experience!

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@AllanRaskall @LisaVanderpump @CaesarsPalace @VanderpumpVegas @palmandocean Surely an upgrade will be in order for the doyen of Australian television reporting

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Imagine this in Canberra #ffs #eccentric Poms

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Meanwhile, in the UK...

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@AnnieNNolan @GregBaum @PickenLiam Give him a haircut will ya

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@agerealfooty Unhappy not to hear "free kick Hawthorn" as a natural response from Umps

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@MehreenFaruqi No one has forgotten!

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@yrcouncil Get those tacky roadside memorials removed. White cross is enough. Yes I know vic roads have guidelines......

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@9NewsMelb It's like #MAFS but in fancy dress

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@Raf_Epstein I think it started by one (or both) of them wanking into a test tube. Should I continue?

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@DustyPee Bird flu

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@DustyPee What you painting in ?

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

New Zealand Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, visiting a man who was severely injured in the New Zealand Mosque shooting.

She enters using the Muslim greeting As-salāmu ʿalaykum "Peace be upon you" with a Hijab on her head. 😭

THIS IS WHAT A LEADER LOOKS LIKE.

Retweet ❤️

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@laurenmcevoy13 Vodka and diet coke

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@JoshButler Improved version

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@9NewsMelb Just taser the bastard