Matthew Barratt

[Matthew Barratt @msbb]

Good Old Speckled Hen, Finest beer in all England. Very pleasant taste.

[Matthew Barratt @msbb]

Hello my name’s Mac, Enjoy one more samey ad. PC’s gone to sleep.

[Matthew Barratt @msbb]

Al Gore runs for Pres? And you know what that will mean, Re-runs of his film.

[Matthew Barratt @msbb]

Yankees get their man, Al Qaeda boss in the klink. Hope he likes orange.

[Matthew Barratt @msbb]

Hilary for Pres? Learnt the trade from good ol' Bill. Smokes cigars does she?

[Matthew Barratt @msbb]

Apple profits soar, Sold very many ipods. I ain't bought one yet.

[Matthew Barratt @msbb]

Queen Vic liked a 'tach, a top lip hairy tangle, Delicate ones best.

[Matthew Barratt @msbb]

Snoop Dog banned from Oz, No yellow brick road for him: He's a naughty boy.

[Matthew Barratt @msbb]

Sarko courts Bayrou, Whilst Sego's wiles seduce him. Who will pay the most?

[Matthew Barratt @msbb]

Carrib pirate film, Soon to hit the box office. Still too long to wait.

[Matthew Barratt @msbb]

New Malay king crowned, Gets five short years in the job. Make the most of it!

[Matthew Barratt @msbb]

Bush plays bongo drums, With not much of a rhythm. Best he keeps day job.

[Matthew Barratt @msbb]

Harry goes to war? Commander in chief not sure. Sign up for the Navy!

[Matthew Barratt @msbb]

Dick Gere snogs Shilpa,all India takes offence.Still, lucky blighter.

[Matthew Barratt @msbb]

Yeltsin kicks bucket, and vodka shortage eases. A coincidence?

[Matthew Barratt @msbb]

Gordon Brown huffs, puffs. Tony's house is still standing. Is it made of Straw?

[Matthew Barratt @msbb]

All France votes today. Sarkozy is likely to win. Chirac off to gaol?

[Matthew Barratt @msbb]

Angry man with grudge. Society give him Gun. Bullets fly, young die.

[Matthew Barratt @msbb]

A new spring day dawns. Birds twitter on my roof tiles. Bloody noisy gits.

[Matthew Barratt @msbb]

Chili and cornbread. A satisfying dinner. Done the washing up?