Lisa W

she/her. funnier online. fatter in person. potty mouthed do-gooder. pied piper of chaos. irrepressible. bird whisperer. magic maker. story teller. HVAC queen.

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

It’s the same photo.

Had a special celebrity visit at the feeder, @TheSimpsons very own Mr. Burns!

Little known fact, Mr. Burns may go by Montgomery but his real name is Chipmunkgomery Burns. 👀

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@Spothe Pasquale’s!

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@KarenKB5 @McDonalds @UPS I had a doozy with them over Christmas, booked a pick up in Chicago for December 11th, I got it January 11th, they tried and failed to pick it up until the 22nd

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

I’d rather carve my own eyeballs out with a 1980s @McDonalds coffee/cocaine spoon than spend another second talking to @UPS

I’d rather trap live rats under a glass lid on my bare belly, then heat the glass so the rats furiously burrow into my flesh to escape than deal with @UPS

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@JosephWorden7 Nope, we want big daddy right where he is.

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@JoeDaleySports 👀

My father would disown me, but I’d be laughing for years

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

I would rather gargle @DonaldTrump’s bath water than deal with the incompetence of @ups

I would rather dine on a plate of @PierrePoilievre toenail clippings than interact with the customer service* at @UPS

* oxy-fucking-moron

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

I’d rather carve my own eyeballs out with a 1980s @McDonalds coffee/cocaine spoon than spend another second talking to @UPS

I’d rather trap live rats under a glass lid on my bare belly, then heat the glass so the rats furiously burrow into my flesh to escape than deal with @UPS

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

Jfc, what is it with American anthem singers that feel the need to make their mark while singing said anthem?

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

TEENY TINY SOOT SPRITES

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

Ebola outbreak was not on my bingo card.

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

Witnessing Trump have an epic global hissy fit and public temper tantrum every time someone dared disagree with or push back against him, including but certainly not limited to the Catholic fucking pope; has really gotta make you wonder how he’d react to a woman telling him no.

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@romanmfer @Matt_Pinner With 2 toddlers underfoot which is a safety risk for all parties.

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@romanmfer @Matt_Pinner Not a chance it’s a 16 hour shift; if it was it means he started around 2AM since she’s cooking dinner (it’s evening the living room light is on) and the kids are not in jammies.

This is a man who is comfortable with his pregnant wife holding an infant at a hot stove -

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@Matt_Pinner The dad’s a lazy schlup

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@MrDavX

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@lorianebird @sylviemtrotter @Fading_Meesh @UAsagwara @WabKinew @SharedHealthMB It isnt a single solution though, as you pointed out access to a LTC bed also a concern; but with 37% of visitors utilizing these places unnecessarily we are going to continue to see insanely high wait times.

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@lorianebird @sylviemtrotter @Fading_Meesh @UAsagwara @WabKinew @SharedHealthMB And the other ERs instead of urgent care either from old habits, not knowing or proximity and unable to get to another location

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@lorianebird @sylviemtrotter @Fading_Meesh @UAsagwara @WabKinew @SharedHealthMB We don’t seem to have enough family doctors, extended care clinics seem to be virtually unknown, and people utilize urgent care and ER services for things a walk-in should be seen for, and we also have in excess of 200 walk-in clinics, too

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@lorianebird @sylviemtrotter @Fading_Meesh @UAsagwara @WabKinew @SharedHealthMB There is an extended care clinic in st h, open Monday -Friday 5:30-11:30 PM

Walk ins available and you can call 204-632-3251 option 4 to find out availability. There’s one in the Vic, the grace and Concordia as well.

Part of the issue is education the public on where to go

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@MartiAusti @WarMonitor3 Defend their infrastructure from American terrorists.