lana del reina

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Oh No! Our Table! It's Broken! (2016)

[dani @cutestsmallest]

every time I get on a plane they invent a new boarding group so far back that is for only me

[Jane Dashley @JaneDashley]

I can't wait to see what Taylor Swift does with her big ass bangs for her wedding day

[tife 🎀 @bolutifee___]

@karlogan_ so it’s gay for a man to celebrate and be excited about his birthday now? y’all put yourselves in prisons literally no one put y’all in.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Nobody warns you that the hardest part of a stable job is feeling trapped by it. Because you're supposed to be grateful.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Why don't they make Neapolitan ice cream, but with 3 better flavors?

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[Makula Pictures @makulapictures]

Dear wedding DJ.

Luther Vandross’ Dance with My Father is about longing for a deceased father. Playing it while the father is literally standing there dancing with the bride is a strange contextual mismatch.

[Solely Bria @BriaSolely]

Putting the mother in motherboard 💜

[ginger spice @chloefor3]

true

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

Shout out to Charlie Kirk for finally not saying anything racist on Juneteenth. What a turning point

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Yall need to start being mean to people that are mean to YOU. Stop that bigger person shit.. Release your inner bitches or whatever Natasha Bedingfield said!

[Claire Kyle @ThatClaireKyleG]

@BombshellCole I’m surprised no one added this into the mix! The classic little black girl sheets!

[Nicole ✨ @BombshellCole]

In honor of Juneteenth, let’s post the things only we would understand.

(Don’t explain a thing)

I’ll start:

[Jenn🌲 @JuniperFolly]

diet culture was so awful in the 2000s. growing up, all the adult women around you were hungry & mean and ready to call you fat

body positivity might've been corny but it was an improvement

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

this movie is basically unattainable now and i hate that for us.

i need to find my dvd 😭

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[Drayne Gang @DrayneGang]

Kinda wish cars had brake lights on the front too. Would be nice to know when I'm at a red light if the altima in my mirror going 1,000,000,000mph is planning on stopping or rear ending me into the 9th dimension.