BIG milk, not the little one

diehard Brentford fan 🐝⚽️

[BIG milk, not the little one @msbigmilk]

whenever i’m having a bad day i think about the guy i used to date that loved to break dance when we went to bars and i have an even worse day.

[BIG milk, not the little one @msbigmilk]

@FlatEartherK1tt Looking like my wife

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon

[The England Pod @England_Pod]

Dear Kansas City, thank you & farewell.

None of us expected to love KC and its people as much as this, after only 48 hours here. The friendliness and hospitality, the food and drinks @ Joe's, The Peanut, McLain's, Tacos de Gallos, Varisty Bar & the iconic Johnnie's on Seventh.

Your enthusiasm for showing off your city has left a huge mark on us! Go Chiefs. Go Royals. We hope to return one day.

Time for Dallas. Time for England *finally* getting started at the World Cup. And time to compare Texas BBQ to Kansas City BBQ...

[wafaa @innerbiebs]

it's officially MATCH DAY

[Barstool KU @BarstoolKU]

لقد شكلنا تحالفاً مع المنتخب الوطني الجزائري.

[الزوجة الثالثة للشيخ ايرنيستو غيفارا رحمه الله ☭ @CheOniichan]

So the Kansas jayhawks are named after the jayhawkers who are the abolitionists who fought to stop slavery and apparently Lawrence Kansas was one the very first towns in America who started the movement even before the civil war ❤️ I knew they had revolutionary blood like Algeria

[Pirate Queen @LadyBugAssassin]

“We have not earned these” is wild. 😂😂😂

Looking at what you have through the eyes of others will give you gratitude.

[BIG milk, not the little one @msbigmilk]

@FlatEartherK1tt Ring size??

[BIG milk, not the little one @msbigmilk]

Should I change my name on here to Mrs. Fundamental?

[BIG milk, not the little one @msbigmilk]

Despite the Spurs losing, had a great time at the game with my man last night

[BIG milk, not the little one @msbigmilk]

Fox should have had that last shot

[BIG milk, not the little one @msbigmilk]

Shout out to the fellas in New Orleans who were rolling up on the table at a bar and I asked them if I could get (1) weed from them. They handed me a small baggie & wouldn’t take any money for it bc it was by b-day.

I also told them I couldn’t roll so they did that for me too 😭

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

i hate weed terminology. gram ounce zip dime eighth everybody go to hell

[BIG milk, not the little one @msbigmilk]

@FlatEartherK1tt You think my guy can read??

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (panic attacks, grilling sausages, making no progress in therapy, pool nap, repeating the same mistakes, ice cream sundae dinner)

[BIG milk, not the little one @msbigmilk]

One of my favorite interactions I’ve had on here

[BIG milk, not the little one @msbigmilk]

I have to confess something that I’m really not proud of

I play the games on LinkedIn everyday and I love them 😭

[BIG milk, not the little one @msbigmilk]

@eggyandbacon Don’t start

[BIG milk, not the little one @msbigmilk]

My two bosses and I were in one’s office discussing someone and their personality.

At one point, one of them said, “Well it’s not like I’d describe any of us as being warm.”

Me: “Us who?”

Him: “Us three.”

And I felt like I didn’t deserve that.