Morgan

I shine bright like the relevant diamond I am

[Morgan @msbrizzle]

Claude Rains is my favorite actor and I get heated everytime I watch Casablanca because he was robbed of that Oscar #shortking

[MARINA @MarinaDiamandis]

Oh to have small boobs for a day

The backless dresses I’d wear!

The braless errands I’d run in a tank top!

[Morgan @msbrizzle]

Just cancel the world series this year no one wants to see this

[Morgan @msbrizzle]

Happy Fat Bear Week to all who celebrate

[Morgan @msbrizzle]

Happy Shamrock Shake Day to all who celebrate

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

The Oakland A’s mascot is Stomper because every 5 years they trade all their best players rip the hearts outta their fans chests and stomp on them

[Morgan @msbrizzle]

And just like that, the A's Matt era is over 😞

[Morgan @msbrizzle]

@baearthor I took up quad skating again recently and I have Impala Skates (the silver holo) and I really like them! That's a good price pull the trigger

[Morgan @msbrizzle]

Now that the lockout is over, if the Braves don't re-sign Freddie within 48 hours I will lose it

[Morgan @msbrizzle]

I made a meme about the #mlb lockout

[Morgan @msbrizzle]

@NappingGnome Sweet baby eating all the greens she wants in puppy heaven 🥦🥬🌈

[Morgan @msbrizzle]

@kath_ebooks All 3 shots took me out. I'm learning to accept that I'm just a sensitive boi

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

Look who’s coming home to Atlanta!

#BattleWon

[Morgan @msbrizzle]

@hauntedleaves But of course

[Morgan @msbrizzle]

@teffmonster Congratulations ❤

[Morgan @msbrizzle]

@hauntedleaves I would even wear that outfit damn it really is me

[Morgan @msbrizzle]

Also Geena Davis' aesthetic in Beetlejuice is flawless

[Morgan @msbrizzle]

Me every time I watch Beetlejuice "That man looks like Alec Baldwin but that can't be him, he's too attractive."

[Left Flank Veterans @LeftFlankVets]

This has been and will always be a Mike Gravel stan account.

Rest in Power, King.

[Morgan @msbrizzle]

@sallamode I also have a warning because being critical of men/the patriarchy as a whole is "hate speech"