Caroline Coon

The personality hire ✨

[NAACP @NAACP]

For the record: You cannot have an abortion in the 9th month. You cannot have an abortion after birth. If we didn’t keep banning books, maybe we wouldn’t have to clear that up. #Debate2024

[Caroline Coon @mscarolinecoon]

Me while watching The Bear every two seconds: “he didn’t say behind!”

[Caroline Coon @mscarolinecoon]

Top comment while serving on the patio today, “Do all the other tables also have bugs?”
Sis, maybe the great outdoors isn’t for you.

[Caroline Coon @mscarolinecoon]

There are very few movies that make me as furious as Interstellar does.

[Caroline Coon @mscarolinecoon]

@TheFwordNB These are absolutely valid questions that teens are already asking and googling. I’m happy it’s being addressed in schools where they’re actually given factual, unbiased answers! So much fear mongering around sex education.

[Parti vert NB Green Party @GreenPartyNB]

“If saving New Brunswickers from dying in the streets of this province is a leftist agenda, I’ll proudly wear that T-shirt.” - @DavidCCoon

Austin cancels emergency, cites 'agendas' in man's death - Telegraph Journal

https://t.co/Zafo9EZiA7

[TIME @TIME]

Taylor Swift: “I know I’m going on that stage whether I’m sick, injured, heartbroken, uncomfortable, or stressed. That’s part of my identity as a human being now. If someone buys a ticket to my show, I’m going to play it unless we have some sort of force majeure” https://t.co/WX2erMMaTT

[grace 💋🪩 @bythepocketful]

i heard teardrops on my guitar on the radio when i was 8 and now im sitting in my living room yelling PASS INTERFERENCE WHAT THE FUCK at my tv past my bedtime on a sunday

[Caroline Coon @mscarolinecoon]

@ErasTourResell I’ve been waitlisted 4 times- no luck yet! Favourite Taylor song is August 💞

[Lexi @liddojolex]

My boyfriend: “How many times are you gonna watch the video of Travis and Taylor?”

Me: “Yes”

[Caroline Coon @mscarolinecoon]

@rabidnun Jena and I both immediately started crying

[Caroline Coon @mscarolinecoon]

I’m not above asking my exes to sign up for a T Swift presale code for me, I’m really not.

[Bard In The Barracks @BardBarracks]

Much Ado About Nothing opens to the public tonight for the first time with a special preview performance!

Tonight only, pay-what-you-choose tickets start at $8 and are available in advance online or at the “door” next to the Waggoners Lane parking lot.
https://t.co/aMxqKb6h1c

[de Adder Canada @deAdderCanada]

This will be turned into one of the most damaging campaign videos in Canadian history.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[Jully Black @JullyBlack]

This is what I’m getting as a BORN and raised Canadian #HateRunsDeep

[Zoe Greenberg @zoegreenberg]

I was sexually assaulted when I was 16.
this summer, @PenguinRandomCA published a memoir by one of my assailants claiming my rape was consensual.
now I'm ready to share my story:
https://t.co/ALuZWaepr8

#MeToo #leahmclaren #nonfiction #survivorvoices

[Caroline Coon @mscarolinecoon]

@HanieLagunas WHAT