marissa

mostly ramblings from a medical laboratory scientist (I look at body fluids for a living) 🧪🧫🔬💉 views always my own

[angry buni 🤬 @theangriestbuni]

A six week abortion ban is actually a 4 week abortion ban and if you don’t understand this then you probably should keep women’s reproductive rights out your fucking mouth.

[Mitali @mmodi93]

A moment of silence for J.D. Vance's half white half Indian kids who are about to watch their dad go on television and pretend that he doesn't understand how it's possible for someone to be two races at once

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

So if childless women can't make decisions on some issues, why would people without a uterus make decisions on uterus-related issues, @JDVance ?

[marissa @mschade21]

Why are plain white diapers more expensive?

[Brothers Osborne @brothersosborne]

Telling my kids this is the @jonasbrothers

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

*working in hospital with med student*

me: ok so this patient is here today with a lot of crystals

med student: oooh u mean like those healing crystals

me: no the crystals are in their urine

med student: oooh so like harming crystals

me: correct

[marissa @mschade21]

The "bamboo" baby clothing trend annoys the fuck out of me. You will not catch me spending $40 on the thinnest pajamas known to man

[anna @twtrlssanna]

you got a fast car
i got a plan to get us out of here

[soph @runwayinchicago]

if Trisha Paytas has enough babies we might be able to end the monarchy

[marissa @mschade21]

If you like microfiber anything, I don't trust you

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

MARY WAS A SURROGATE

[marissa @mschade21]

Stomach flu

[RNSuperHero @RNSuperHero]

What’s a “medical term” you hear all the time from the general public that drives you crazy as a healthcare worker.

For me it’s “in a coma” 🥴

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

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Ope

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Me saying "but hey, things happen" after telling the most traumatic event of my life

[marissa @mschade21]

Postpartum hair loss 🤝 baby learning how to pull and grab things

[marissa @mschade21]

Grand Wagoneers are so ugly