mschaos

Screw this, let's get sushi

[Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams]

My name is Stacey Abrams, and I'm running to make history and serve as the first Black woman governor our country has ever seen.

[mschaos @mschaos]

@FunkyPlaid I got really tired starting about 24 hours after the jab, plus my joints were killing me and some of my pectoral lymph nodes swelled pretty dramatically

[mschaos @mschaos]

@SarahCAndersen as someone who is going through perimenopause, I feel this so much

[mschaos @mschaos]

@sherrod_im because apparently as of 8 months ago people were still being onboarded to an exchange server and they have not migrated everyone over yet...sigh

[mschaos @mschaos]

This was necessary this morning
Should I Stay Or Should I Go https://t.co/3E1EdAG9Uy via @YouTube

[mschaos @mschaos]

@TheRotund @slickhop you look absolfrickenlutly fabulous!

[Hopper @Hopper33050734]

@RBReich George Carlin hit the nail on the head!

[mschaos @mschaos]

This is a reminder many of us need

[mschaos @mschaos]

use the good crystal, and the best booze you have. and if your Manhattan has 3 boozy cherries in the bottom of the glass? more power to you

#medicine, #stickaforkinme

[Dame Wilburn 🩵 @DameWill]

Take a break. Everything can wait a little while. Make room for yourself in you world.

[mschaos @mschaos]

OK, the latest #StrangeNewWorlds episode was just delightful. The music during the intro fight scene? just #chefskiss.

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

I have been curious about this since I did the @nypl reading of A Christmas Carol, while dressed as Charles Dickens, and @mollyoldfield told the audience exactly what Mr Dickens drank each day when he was performing in front of an audience. (Not a method actor. Did not test.)

[John & Bucky @awolfnamedjohn]

“But WHY can’t I have the pizza bones, Papa? 🥺”
@seananmcguire @RoAnnaSylver @Twofishie @chanteuse251 @EmNeedsSleep

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Pleas watch this and RT it 1 million times. Thank you.

[mschaos @mschaos]

and of course if this was POC doing the same thing, they wouldn't make it out of the store alive

[mschaos @mschaos]

but thankfully the combination of meds and dream did the trick as my chest cold seems much better

[mschaos @mschaos]

Nothing like a Benadryl induced nightmare that features @twhiddleston who is basically played a charming manipulative devil who backed you into a corner where you would do anything to save those you care about. beautiful and bloody terrifying.

[mschaos @mschaos]

Nothing like a Benadryl induced nightmare that features @twhiddleston who is basically played a charming manipulative devil who backed you into a corner where you would do anything to save those you care about. beautiful and bloody terrifying.

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

And now on to Florida. Thursday Orlando. Friday and Saturday Hollywood. Sunday Tampa.

[mschaos @mschaos]

yea, water has a tendency to do that

[Alex Tabarrok @ATabarrok]

Some of the biolabs in the Ukraine are experimenting with Dihydrogen monoxide which kills thousands of people a year when inhaled.

[mschaos @mschaos]

well this is just fabulous.

[Engadget @engadget]

Samsung confirms hackers compromised its systems and stole Galaxy source code https://t.co/RvpRZ2QP9W