Megan Schauber

Leave only your footprints

[Donna Auter @dkauter]

How about instead of saying “she shouldn’t have been jogging at 4:30 in the morning”…we say that no one should be fearful of being abducted or killed on a run. She did nothing wrong. #bebetter #ElizaFletcher

[Autumn moon @lunarautumn_]

🚨🚨OHIO FRIENDS🚨🚨

Brock Turner is now living in the Dayton Ohio area on Acorn drive.

He IS frequenting bars in the area. DO NOT LET HIM LEAVE WITH AN INTOXICATED WOMAN.

INFORM THE WOMEN OF WHO HE IS. INFORM THE BARTENDER, BOUNCERS.

BROCK TURNER DOES NOT BELONG IN PUBLIC

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

when i said i liked it rough i didn’t mean my entire life

[hermione granger @jayydee78]

who the fuck invented pet rent my cat is literally unemployed

[James @CaucasianJames]

i forgive michael phelps for smoking weed

[Jeremy Elder @jeremyelderr]

damn I walked all the way to the bridge near my house to ponder and there’s already two dudes here pondering as well

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Sorry I missed your call I was waiting for my phone to stop ringing

[talking about my mid-life crisis hobby @alcohollelujah]

Damn they got two bass pro shops

[GL @gldivittorio]

If we go back into full lockdown all winter I'm starting hard drugs or becoming a flat earther or something I cannot do this again fully aware

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

Kanye advice of the day

[Hellstar ✨ @__ColourGoddess]

If you didn’t have text falling down your page like rain bc you didn’t know how to just say dat

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

My fall plans / the delta variant