Michael Schissel

New Account | NY Sports (and MN for my wife!) | Sports Betting Enthusiast | Vincent Trocheck Stan

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

My home is paid off.

My wife & I allegedly own it FREE & CLEAR.

But today we got a bill for property taxes.

If we don't pay it, ARMED MEN will come & take it from us & then cage me until I pay them MY MONEY.

So do I own it?
Am I really free?

I already pay 35% income tax + easily another 15% taxes in:
-Sales.
-Gas & fuel.
-Capital gains.
-Plethora of other taxes.

TAXATION IS THEFT.

Property tax shouldn't exist.

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

Quinn Hughes puts everyone he plays against in a blender

[ESPN @espn]

Matt Boldy's reaction to scoring the OT winner in Game 4 ... priceless 🤩

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

this one belongs in the Louvre

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

RT if Matt Boldy

[Michael Schissel @mschizny]

@realJSchertz do you know anything about anything or just the 3 things you think are funny to repeat over and over

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@realJSchertz @kkaprison

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@realJSchertz if you’re asking if that’s me the answer is no lol

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@fiago7 2 expansion teams in areas with no hockey nearby. Plenty reasonable to pledge allegiance to a team when it’s your best option for a couple of years but if you have no real allegiance why not get excited for the new team in your backyard??

[r @kkaprison]

Dallas stars getting their ass beat in game 1 but then realizing they can win if they just injure as many wild players as possible

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Lightning… 3rd best team in East.
Canadiens… 4th best team in East.

OT in Game 1.
OT in Game 2.
OT in Game 3.

SHOULD NOT BE A 1ST ROUND SERIES.

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@realJSchertz @10k_Takes type of thing has been a staple for like 20 years also mad corny to act like hockey fans represent corrupt political agendas

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@ByronMBader high school soccer taught me that even though I can’t speak other languages I could relate to my hispanic and eastern european teammates if I paid enough attention to what they say repeatedly

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@StLouisBlues crazy that one day we’ll look back on this as something we miss because it’s inevitable

[Ian Smith, Sr. @iansmithfitness]

Sloppiest blowjob award goes to this fucking retard.

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@Jabs_13 @utahmammoth really juxtaposes Arizona in an extra obvious way. Tragic

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@mrjohnsonpaints @Timberwolves it’s one of the best in sports. The minimalism/modernism stuff is so ugly and boring

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@BBGreatMoments Domingo German what a strange pull

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

hey man you cheated on your wife when she was pregnant you can’t make these jokes.

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Almost a THOUSAND people showed up to trade a Vegas Golden Knights jersey for a Utah Mammoth jersey before Utah's first home playoff game in franchise history tonight 😅

(via @vincesapienza)