Michael Schmidt

[Michael Schmidt @mschmidt75]

@jackpayette We used to call it lightning everlasting. Once the person that got you out, got out then you would go back in. Only way it ended was one person got everyone out.

[Michael Schmidt @mschmidt75]

@BarstoolBigCat

[Dana Bash @DanaBashCNN]

Breaking: North Dakota Governor Doug Burgum was taken to a Milwaukee emergency room Tuesday after suffering an injury while playing a game of pick-up basketball with his staff, making it unclear whether he will be able to stand for the debate tonight, a source familiar tells me

[Michael Schmidt @mschmidt75]

Some of the worst officiating I have ever seen.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

NFL rigged

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

#Footballguy

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I have received some #Madden23 codes. I’m going to give away 4 codes to 4 people who retweet this tweet. The rest I’m giving to Pete who will be posting them randomly on the PPV tonight. Guess you’ll have to tune in…

https://t.co/fvO7q5dpsi

[Michael Schmidt @mschmidt75]

Tube city @ohhyoubetcha

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

If this place dosent have taco tubes we riot

[Michael Schmidt @mschmidt75]

@SydnieWells @MeatEaterTV crossover

[Michael Schmidt @mschmidt75]

Hey @PFTCommenter have you been watching your favorite fullback @HunterLuepke put on a clinic in the FCS Championship?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

When your teacher sees you talking to your best friend during class https://t.co/hFK0k1dbUC

[Cris Collinsworth @CollinsworthPFF]

I have called 4 Super Bowls, this one will be my 5th. The Patriots have been in every one. Just saying…

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Fox on the field in Arizona. It’s a good luck Fox. Must retweet to get good luck. All that don’t retweet will be cursed

[Frankie Borrelli @FrankieBorrelli]

We need you @neiltyson, we need you badly.

[Michael Schmidt @mschmidt75]

@ForePlayPod Boys need @neiltyson to come on and answer all of @FrankieBorrelli space questions. @RiggsBarstool may have went to Harvard, but his high school physics knowledge ain’t cutting it.

[Frank Walks @FrankTheTankHQ]

What a Throwback @NjTank99

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

We have sold 150k #onebite frozen pizzas in a week and a half making it the #1 frozen pizza in the country.* Not all @Walmart have them stocked yet. They will by the 15th.

The list of top stores is shocking. Who knew I was king of North Dakota?

*no proof of this statement

[Michael Schmidt @mschmidt75]

@SnehalUdavat @homeanddecor_ All of these homes show up on Facebook a day or two earlier than Twitter and have locations, prices, and additional pictures.

[Michael Schmidt @mschmidt75]

@DogWalkBarstool @FeitsBarstool George Lopez is an all timer. Wake up at 4 AM to the TV just blaring that song.

[theopeningbandpodcast @openingbandpod]

And vote for your favorite 🤩

[Kendal Shell 🏁 @KendalShell]

This will never not be funny