Madeline

your mcm listens to future but doesn't have one

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

be a man that doesnt fucking piss me off challenge

[cherry @farahofthemoon]

funny how men have hated women since the dawn of time but now women hate men and suddenly there’s a problem

[seth | sunny 18 @pqdres]

Arguably this is more accurate today than it was in 2007

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

i hate when a man is better than me at domestic tasks. it makes me realize i live like charlie kelly

[angie k mafia @365normalgirl]

I bet it was so fun to be a girl during WWII when all then men were gone at war I would’ve been like yassss

[Peter TOTO💜 @petermarietoto]

on the bright side its a 70 degree day in november so we might not even live through this administration

[justice @justicexlambiIy]

me next time Florida has a Hurricane:

[KAI @ended_everyone]

You joined twitter because of justin bieber right ?????

[Sokhulu @BonganiNtuli]

“I hope this email finds you before I do”

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

“cant complain” congrats i can

[Madeline @MSchneck6]

A follow up question: why do they love interrupting people?

[Madeline @MSchneck6]

Question of the day: Are men capable of being empathetic?

[Madeline @MSchneck6]

@Emilyemm3194 I think Spotify is a scam

[Madeline @MSchneck6]

@Emilyemm3194 I should’ve clarified to only include people who work from their bed all day

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

This list got me HOLLERING

[Madeline @MSchneck6]

All I gotta say is sometimes the high road is under construction