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@henrykleeKTVU @RPDCAOnline hope dog got a nice bite on him.

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@henrykleeKTVU @AlamedaCountyDA @SaksOFF5TH @SanFranciscoPO @LivermorePolice Sucks. And it was a waste because the job he was interviewing for would have been fine with business casual.

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@henrykleeKTVU @USArmy @VallejoPd @vallejocrime Her defense: "He drew first blood not me!" (by slowing down). Also, killer in Cobra would like that knife despite no spikes on the handle.

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@henrykleeKTVU @AlamedaCountyDA @pleasantonpd Greedy. Couldn't have just settled for using the card for hot dog privileges.

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@henrykleeKTVU @AlamedaCountyDA @OldNavy @ShopPacComm @FremontPD @SMCSheriff Looks like it's all in the Phamly for this heist team.

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@henrykleeKTVU @PaloAltoPolice @StanfordShop @Macys @paloaltoweekly Have these pervs heard of the internet? I hear there's a wide variety of porn to satisfy a wide variety predilections without violating the law.

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@henrykleeKTVU @SanJosePD @SJPD_AC_Joseph @CityofSanJose @MattMahanSJ These gambling operations will always be raided because how could the people losing money to the stupid games not be tempted to rat them out?

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@henrykleeKTVU @oaklandpoliceca @AlamedaCountyDA @WellsFargo Guy has a Nick Nolte vibe from that famous mug shot in early 2000s

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@henrykleeKTVU @SFPD @CHPSanFrancisco @CHP_GoldenGate Lucky he didn't get near the Peregrine nests or would have been hell to pay for by the moms.

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@henrykleeKTVU @Nike @VacavillePO @cityofvacaville Just Do Some Time. Why did their dog not come to their defense?

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@henrykleeKTVU @sunglasshut @VacavillePO @cityofvacaville Had to do a butt lineup on this one for the witnesses.

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@henrykleeKTVU @FairfieldPolice One rule to live by: never open the door for guy in flip flops and trench coat

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@henrykleeKTVU @AlamedaCountyDA @AlamedaCounty @socialservices Hopefully We'll Lock her up for a while for this.

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@henrykleeKTVU @SanLeandroPD @AlamedaCountyDA Lot of cash in there to get in store. Maybe they knew he saves up for one big weekly bank deposit.

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@henrykleeKTVU @AlamedaCountyDA @FremontPD Maybe a new season of Game of Thrones will film before he kicks it and can be cast as one of the senior white walkers.

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@henrykleeKTVU @CHP_GoldenGate @SFPD @SFPDRichmond @SFPDInvestigate looks like the perp wearing a swim suit when they got how down from the crawl space? like how the cop used "allegedly" when asking where the crooks were. trained well for legal matters.

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@henrykleeKTVU @ACSOSheriffs @CHPoakland @CHP_GoldenGate @oaklandpoliceca BYU going to retract his diploma, I hope.

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@henrykleeKTVU @UnionCityPD_CA @AlamedaCountyDA @BankofAmerica @Chase judge must figure once a year robbing not too bad so let him be.

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@henrykleeKTVU @petaluma_police @sonomasheriff @FriendsOfHenry1 Too bad wasn't a trowel laying around there or maybe could have pulled it off.

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@henrykleeKTVU @SanMateoPD @SanMateoCoDA @AlamedaCountyDA @SanLeandroPD @CHP_GoldenGate @oaklandpoliceca @Flock_Safety also, no signaling for lane changes.