Maria Scholler

me: do I make a sarcastic comment or not

[Maria Scholler @mschollz]

are any of u actually confident in the way u say worcestershire sauce

[Maria Scholler @mschollz]

Shout out to fucking Popeyes

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

THEY STILL NOT LIKE US. #WORLDSERIES

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This will go down as the greatest air ball in the history

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

“how big of a hater are you?”

me:

[Maria Scholler @mschollz]

I fly far too often for these mfs to be out here crashing on the reg

[Maria Scholler @mschollz]

Nobody talks about how the lights on salt trucks at night are literally a death trap for ppl with astigmatism

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

Just rewatching what was going on once that clock hit triple zeros…

Every single Ohio State player would take a bullet for Ryan Day.

I get some people may hate the guy and that mainly goes for rival fans, but for everything that he’s been through in the thing we call life…

Damn near shed a tear for him man. So damn happy for him. Ryan Day is a damn warrior.

Call him what you want, just make sure National Champion is somewhere in that sentence

[The Silver Bulletin @tSilverBulletin]

Ryan Day lost his father on Jan. 20, 1988 when he was just 8 years old.

Ryan Day won his first championship on Jan 20, 2025.

Football can be absolutely beautiful.

[Maria Scholler @mschollz]

Extend Ryan Day

[BuckeyeMOB @Buckeye_Mob]

About to rewatch the Cotton Bowl

[Greg @erjmanlasvegas]

“How many times have you watched Jack Sawyer run that touchdown?”

[CHIEFNITRO @ChiefNitro]

No the fuck we’re not

[Molly @FSUmollz]

Jameis Winston

[jynx @jynxbby]

i wish i could shazam a perfume

[Lordsful @Lordsful]

just give her the trophy rn

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Looking at that first full slate of a College Football Saturday

https://t.co/0a1KPbbY1u