Maggie Schroeder-O’Neal

be kind to one another | keep pounding | she/her

[Maggie Schroeder-O’Neal @mschroedss]

Things I’ve learned entering mid 20’s: 1. I’m 6 years behind in skincare 2. Snapchat filters tell me i need Botox 3. Getting your eyebrows right is a science yet to master 4. The Pythagorean theorem will not help me do my taxes & 5. Metabolism does not support drunk McDonald’s

[Maggie Schroeder-O’Neal @mschroedss]

Lol

[CNN @CNN]

Chick-fil-A has become a surprise target of right-wing ire following the discovery that the company has an executive overseeing its diversity, equity and inclusion policies. https://t.co/7HihexDMDY

[(((Rep.Alma Hernandez))) @almaforarizona]

Today we remember the innocent lives who were taken from us and our #Jewish community on October 27, 2018, at the Tree of Life synagogue–in Pittsburgh when a white supremecist murdered 11 innocent people for being Jews.Never forget them ✡️💙 #amYisraelChai #RememberAndNeverForget

[Husnain malik @hussnai_n]

When whatsapp , instagram and Facebook , all three are down at the same time
Le twitter :
#WhatsApp

[Maggie Schroeder-O’Neal @mschroedss]

WHY DO MOVIES ALWAYS HAVE TO KILL THE DOG?????????? WHY. No one wants that!!!

[Mismatch @MismatchSports]

Fans at the #Nationals/Padres game are asked to remain in the stadium due to an action outside Nats Park. Have seen multiple tweets of reports of a active shooter outside of the stadium

[KevMinLaw @kevminlaw]

Here is my experience inside #Nationals Park tonight. I share it knowing that it does not compare to what the victims of this #shooting or any other experience.

You learn who your husband really is when you have to run for your life.

[Bernard Woolley @Thunderstick19]

If you listen closely as MASN is going into the commercial break, the gun shots can be heard and you can see the #Nationals players turn around as they head into the dugout as they host the #Padres

[Matt Reidy @matthewjreidy]

Language warning. Just got this video from a friend inside Nationals Park. He said no one knew what to do or where to run when they heard shots. Video shows fans trying to exit through the right field gate and getting turned around by police. #Nationals

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

At least four people were shot outside a Washington Nationals baseball game, sending fans and players scrambling
https://t.co/8s5VmA5Vs6

[Maggie Schroeder-O’Neal @mschroedss]

@karend1293 We love Jane!!!!🤍🤍🤍🤍

[Maggie Schroeder-O’Neal @mschroedss]

Ok, Tre is so cute 🥺 #TheBachelorette

[Maggie Schroeder-O’Neal @mschroedss]

@Nordstrom It’s the lighting fam. Every Nordstrom dressing room ive ever been in, has the absolute worst lighting! It’s like trying on a dress in a hospital🙅🏼‍♀️

[Maggie Schroeder-O’Neal @mschroedss]

@Nordstrom !! For the love of god do something about your dressing rooms!! I know yall know what I’m talking about... 💡💡💡💡

[Maggie Schroeder-O’Neal @mschroedss]

@karend1293 @ADA_Journals @umiamimedicine @Diabetes_DRI YOU ARE KIDDDDING!!! Look at you!!!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #gobestfriendthatsmybestfriend

[Good Morning America @GMA]

JUST IN: Former “Bachelor” star @Colton Underwood speaks his truth and comes out to @robinroberts: “I’m gay. And I came to terms with that earlier this year and have been processing it… I’m the happiest and healthiest I’ve ever been in my life.” https://t.co/PoYJUAPBpA

[Maggie Schroeder-O’Neal @mschroedss]

@karend1293 Liar

[Maggie Schroeder-O’Neal @mschroedss]

Shopping for bikinis really makes me wish i had smaller boobs. There. I said it.

[Maggie Schroeder-O’Neal @mschroedss]

On today’s episode of (not)domestic housewives, i accidentally made an omelette with enough egg whites for approximately 15 large eggs. So there’s that. 🤗