Mike Schurfranz

[Mike Schurfranz @MSchurf]

The “I’m not a robot but I have to say that” bit from Rick and Morty but it’s real life

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

props to this Amex cardholder who grilled American Express AI customer support chatbot (that said it was human) until it cracked and went full AI chatbot

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance: "We're not at war with Iran."

[Mike Schurfranz @MSchurf]

@RickyFortunado Queued up Hook by Blues Traveler at least 10 times in a row one time. Didn’t stick around to witness the fallout.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2022

[out of context community @darkestimeline]

🤍

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Simba and Cooper. They’re finally fully vaccinated. Hugging for the first time in over a year. Both 14/10 heartwarming as h*ck

[Kennesaw State VB @KSUOwlsVB]

Emma Schurfranz is one of 6️⃣ players in the ASUN currently hitting over .300 and the ONLY player in that category with over 1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ kills.

Her .348 hitting percentage is just shy of the KSU single-season record.

#TuesdayTrivia | #OneKS

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

On a day for the history books, @TheAmandaGorman delivered a poem that more than met the moment. Young people like her are proof that "there is always light, if only we're brave enough to see it; if only we're brave enough to be it."

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: President Donald Trump has been impeached by the U.S. House for incitement of insurrection at the Capitol, making him the first president to be impeached twice. https://t.co/Ja5WAq1lnR

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Simply the best.
Thank you, Alex.

[THEE miranda writes 🪷 @emiranda_writes]

@kennedy_fan3344 @Redistrict

[Stephen Murdoch @canadianprguy]

I have worked in PR for many years: Have written many media releases. Have issued many media releases.

This is one of the best media releases ever.

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

Alex wasn’t just the best ever at what he did. He was also a lovely and deeply decent man, and I’m grateful for every minute I got to spend with him.

[John Yarmuth 🥃 @JohnYarmuth]

Congratulations to Vice President-Elect Kamala Harris. Our nation has waited far too long for someone like you to help lead us. In this historic moment, we thank you.

[Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden]

He will be a President for all of our families.

[The Associated Press @AP]

JOE BIDEN DEFEATS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

The Associated Press declares Joe Biden the winner of a grueling campaign for the American presidency. He will lead a polarized nation through a historic collision of health, economic and social crises.

#APracecall

[Mike Schurfranz @MSchurf]

@loganbrown54 So does the president

[Mike Schurfranz @MSchurf]

This is insane

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

STOP THE COUNT!

[Mike Schurfranz @MSchurf]

@loganbrown54 Press sec says otherwise

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

Kayleigh McEnany says if Trump loses PA they will go to the supreme court to get ballots mailed before or on election day thrown out