dennis reynolds

everything is cool man 🐝 throne : nicisnotcoool

[dennis reynolds @mscoleybeee]

Buggin

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Being so terrible

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How do I inject 700 songs directly into my bloodstream before I have to go to bed

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New citizen music YGHHHHHUFJEJFIWJDHDU I LOVE THIS BAND FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER

[dennis reynolds @mscoleybeee]

If your name is Michael Gomez I know you got fired from your last job for harassing women and I will gladly get you fired again !! Play in my fucking face bitch

[redacted @aquariusdays]

fuck. my life is incredible

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

remember when everyone was like “we cant raise minimum wage because inflation” and now the price of everything doubles every two years and minimum wage is still $7

[dennis reynolds @mscoleybeee]

Bacon Caesar mccrispy

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@mothmanhunny Wait I’m stressed I keep seeing cancelled flights everywhere and I fly to California in 4 days WHATS GOING ON

[tonk, hold the honky @DstanfordHenry]

I used to think I wanted to be a bartender or firefighter but then I realized I just want attention

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Moving to Australia for four months in January !!! YIPPIE

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I’m going to eat 500000009 million calories tomorrow morning like literally it’s going to be gluttonous

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@madsssagascar I think he dropped out of the show completely 😭 or was he never even cast and I believed the fancast

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@madsmotionless And I believed you fr

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My brother is gonna be on the real housewives because he works at the place one of the housewives owns LMAO

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Why is there a bioluminescent glow when I pour hot water into the sink at work

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@DstanfordHenry I hope so because the real mustache havers who do it with love in their heart can shine

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“Ai will replace you” I’d like to see Ai cry at the clouds that look like animals and the coffee stains that look like hearts and the people that hold hands in the most romantic locations in the world and the trees and the mountains and the grass and the rain. CAN AI CRY AT EVERYTHIJG SND LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY. NO

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We have a fiddle leaf fig at my job that desperately needs to be repotted. I tested the soil and told the owner exactly that. My manager then whips out her phone and said LET ME ASK CHAT 👾👾👾 And what did CHAT say? To repot the plant. Guys why aren’t we trusting humans WHH ARE YOU USING AI WHEN I JUST TOLD YOU

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No I can’t hang out I have to walk on an incline for an hour, then take a 45 minute shower, but not before brushing my hair 100 times each side and dry brushing my body while speaking beauty and longevity incantations. The I have to complete my 7 step skincare routine, finish my gallon of water and get 8.5 hours of sleep !!! Maybe next time though

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@fragrancewife This would be enough for me personally to end my life