I really need to start taking my own advice. Even when I give advice to myself, I’ll just go behind my own back and do the thing I told myself not to do.
1. I have a suitcase. You’re taking me to a hotel. I am in your Uber. No I am not from around here.
2. I obviously have no voice, I tell you I have no voice and it’s hard for me to talk. Quit asking me fucking questions
In my extremely short, limited, lazy and half hearted field research, dating apps are just for ppl to say “sorry haven’t been checking this” every 10 days OR to watch your IG stories until one person gets married or dies. Seems productive.
Ever just be chuggin along feelin fine doin fine then have a dream that fucks up everything that will haunt your life and thoughts for the rest of the week and now month probably 🙃 lol yeah me neither.
I didn’t realize I had a caffeine problem until someone came up to me at the gym surprised I was drinking a water bottle and asked if it was a New Years resolution
Due to some unfortunate incidents I did not wish my friends and family “Happy Christmas Eve Eve” this year, and I am so upset with myself. I vow to never let this happen again.