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wantingly misgendering since 2017

[мiсhеllе тhоmsоn @mscots41]

I could use your help with my fundraiser on GoFundMe. Please share, support, or donate – every small action counts. https://t.co/r1uPbHwHeH
I’ve never asked for money but I’m really hoping people will see this and help my wee dog out 🙏 or if anyone wants to buy a kidney?

[Anglomaxxer @Anglomaxxer]

A policeman has claimed to have been hit by a bin in Southampton.

I don’t think you have mate.

[Sara @SeeRedWoman1]

Good. Rest in peace Natalie McNally.

[Kemi Badenoch @KemiBadenoch]

I don’t want to hear about Black Lives Matter.
I don’t want to hear about White Lives Matter.
Everyone matters.
Henry Nowak matters.

[Wings Over Scotland @WingsScotland]

Can someone please just ask John Swinney this?

“If this is all in the past now and there are no more questions to answer, where’s the £600,000 indyref fund? You’ve got less than £50K in the bank.”

[Wings Over Scotland @WingsScotland]

Oh my word please tell me that wraparound isn't accidental 🤣

[James Dreyfus @DreyfusJames]

I’m going to cut Nick-Nack some slack here…

It took me 7 months to realise that a decommissioned hovercraft, parked up next to my granny’s aviary, belonged to her.

I’d simply assumed her neighbour, Babs, had trouble navigating it into her koi pond…

[🤍𝕁𝕆🤍 @jomickane]

Labour MP activist for trans children makes a false statement about Kemi.... when Kemi says its a lie & asks where she got the info from she doesn't know .... so then she gets upset coz Kemi called her a liar 🤣🤣

[Stuart Macintosh @stueymaco]

"The mother-in-law is a lovely woman. A big woman. When she bends over, she can block out a motorhome parked on a driveway."

[Scott Wortley @Scott_Wortley]

Via https://t.co/ZzfdxVOAW8

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"We asked 100 people to name something you might hide down the side of a house. You said a motorhome...."

[Wings Over Scotland @WingsScotland]

Apparently American’s next top model is Duane Dibbley.

[Joanna Cherry KC @joannaccherry]

You spent several painful hours in the witness box bloviating on the issue while trying to have a lesbian run charity shut down. Mercifully you were such an appalling witness your evidence unwittingly helped them win the case.

[wokeandwoofing @wokeandwoofing]

When a Canadian doctor says -"Would you rather have a Trans child or a dead child?", this is not a threat. They are just making you aware that they now offers both of these services.

[Liesl_ @_lliesl_]

This is very interesting

No need for "genital inspections" back in 1964. Women could just be sacked if a man wanted the job.
Meanwhile in 2026 stupid people are running around pretending no one knows what women and men are.

[Dr. Dame Katy Denise CH GBE 🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇬🪑 @damekatydenise_]

"I don't have any conscious memory of seeing that motorhome"

[Joanna Cherry KC @joannaccherry]

This is simply untrue. The footage of her telling us that the finances were healthy and to be careful about asking questions was her response to the announcement that 3 members of the Finance & Audit committee were resigning because Murrell would not show them the books.

[Old Gassy @OldGassy1984]

Nicola Sturgeon finds herself struggling to log in to a website...

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

Interesting way of writing "his penis"