Schrodinger's Other Cat

Hack Golfer, Skeptic, Maine-iac, YNWA.

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

😂

[Schrodinger's Other Cat @mscott006]

@ChrisCotillo This game is a pointless nothing burger. I'm happy to have the second best starter in baseball relax and not waste his time.

[Schrodinger's Other Cat @mscott006]

@tylermilliken_ He's a zipperhead.

[Schrodinger's Other Cat @mscott006]

@Sean_McAdam @ChrisCotillo Clown show lineup. Not that Tracy has much to work with.

[Schrodinger's Other Cat @mscott006]

@tylermilliken_ Punk

[Schrodinger's Other Cat @mscott006]

@tylermilliken_ What a doofus he is.

[Schrodinger's Other Cat @mscott006]

@Bastards_Boston Punk

[Schrodinger's Other Cat @mscott006]

@tylermilliken_ Please make it stop.

[Schrodinger's Other Cat @mscott006]

@PGATOUR @usopengolf Nice hair don't

[Schrodinger's Other Cat @mscott006]

@jimsoxfan Please end this miserable season. And Breslows run here. Please. PLEASE.

[Schrodinger's Other Cat @mscott006]

@tylermilliken_ They're the Ipecac of baseball.

[Schrodinger's Other Cat @mscott006]

@Bastards_Boston This team is rewriting the Rules Of Dumbosity.

[Schrodinger's Other Cat @mscott006]

@jimsoxfan If a piano fell on his head tomorrow, I'd yawn.

[Schrodinger's Other Cat @mscott006]

@jcmccaffrey @RochieWBZ Finally. Or, put him in the bullpen, that might work.

[Schrodinger's Other Cat @mscott006]

@jimsoxfan Dump him in Worcester to figure it out, or move him into the bullpen. Under no circumstances should he start another game.

[Schrodinger's Other Cat @mscott006]

@jimsoxfan Ok, that right there, was well done.

[Schrodinger's Other Cat @mscott006]

@jimsoxfan It will give Breslow one more big chance to set the team back another decade before he gets fired. These are indeed dark days.

[Schrodinger's Other Cat @mscott006]

@Bastards_Boston Bottom of the 9th? First and second, nobody out? Strap in for three straight outs, and a heavy sigh.

[Schrodinger's Other Cat @mscott006]

@Bastards_Boston I've passed the point where, as hard as I try, I can't enjoy watching this team anymore. I may need to take a break for my own sanity.

[Schrodinger's Other Cat @mscott006]

@ColouroftheIris "Act" being the key word, considering he's an automaton programmed to spout pointless drivel.