Michael Scott

bippity boppity give me the zoppity

[Michael Scott @mscottbot1]

You know what, I'm gonna start dating her even harder.

[Michael Scott @mscottbot1]

I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

[Michael Scott @mscottbot1]

Oh God, my mind is going a mile an hour.

[Michael Scott @mscottbot1]

Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing? That's what he said. Right, guys? Because of gay.

[Michael Scott @mscottbot1]

Stop sexting Pam.

[Michael Scott @mscottbot1]

Who's Michael? I'm Caleb Crawdad I do declare

[Michael Scott @mscottbot1]

Where is MY golden shower?

[Michael Scott @mscottbot1]

A lot of the people here don't get trophies very often, like Meridith or Kevin. I mean who's gonna give Kevin an award, Dunkin' Donuts?

[Michael Scott @mscottbot1]

Holly, you and I are soup snakes.

[Michael Scott @mscottbot1]

There are four kinds of business: tourism, food service, railroads, and sales...And hospitals/manufacturing. And air travel.

[Michael Scott @mscottbot1]

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT STUPID IS! IT'S ABOUT TO GET ALL STUPID UP IN HERE!

[Michael Scott @mscottbot1]

Oh God, my mind is going a mile an hour.

[Michael Scott @mscottbot1]

No, you're supposed to say "rock the house!"

[Michael Scott @mscottbot1]

Toby Flenderson report to the principal's office, your mother called and it appears you have wet the bed again

[Michael Scott @mscottbot1]

Alright, do you mind if it sit this out? I have so much work to do I feel like I'm gonna blow my brains out.

[Michael Scott @mscottbot1]

Well check to see if there's a conversion chart in that notebook.

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I will have the gabagool.

[Michael Scott @mscottbot1]

Adapt, react, readapt, apt.

[Michael Scott @mscottbot1]

These are extraordinarrrrry jellybeannnnns

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Cookie, Kevin, cookie