I love taking the Go-Train during the back to school season because I love watching the university and college kids put SO much effort into their appearances during the beginning of school year, and then slowly just turn into sweatpants and hoodies.
My boyfriend asking me what I would do if he married other women while married to me:
Me:
a very gruesome, graphic thing
Him:
“I’m just a girl”
@DanieleC6369
Just witnessed a grown woman throw an absolute fit over the fact that her sandwich was on a bun instead of a croissant. A grown women who’s children witnessed her literally stomp her foot in protest like a 4 year old.
A little girl sitting in front of me wouldn’t stop staring at me on the train today.
She turned to her mom and asked her where I was going. Her mom responded: “work.”
She looked at me again and said: “looks really smart. I want to be like her when I grow up.”
I want to cry😭
Things By Boyfriend Said:
Me: “Do I look like this girl?”
Him: “That is an insult to you. She only looks remotely similar to you because of the miracle of a doctor.”
Ya’ll if that ain’t romance🥹
This guy said that.
@DanieleC6369
I told my boyfriend that I might not be able to bring my setting spray on the plane with me and his response was “you might have to set this spray aside.”
No, I’m not dating Sebastian Maniscalco.
I’m dating this guy.
I have a love and hate relationship with the gym because I’d be here minding my business listening to some Santana workout playlist and this dude is throwing imaginary punches at me inbetween sets.