Martha Dean

We're gonna need a bigger boat 🦈

[Martha Dean @msdean]

@angryoldfart990 💔

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@catturd2 Beautiful pup!! 😍

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@CaryKelly11 @Tala_NoExcuses Eating kale is like trying to choke down a post-it note

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@vbspurs Maybe Jake from State Farm can retire along with them before he becomes obnoxious

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@itslinklauren Wow. That’s sad. And John Stewart’s over-the-top laughter at every insult she throws at her daughters is cringy

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@bostonwriter As a mom of 2 (ages 38 & 40) I do appreciate when my kids keep me updated when they travel. Especially texting me when they get home safely!

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@LukaLev The spastic dancing isn’t going to help either… 🤪

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@GuntherEagleman There is no such thing as a coincidence.

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@catturd2 🤎 happy National Dog Day! 🤎

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@JennMGreenberg I am forever grateful that I had both my kids before the internet existed 😄

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@JennMGreenberg @elbh @SavvyTamz_57 😆

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@TwitchyTeam “Idjit”

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@miles_commodore Norm MacDonald

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@ThePanic16 🙏🏻

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@hou96862 @kevinnbass @SharylAttkisson Idi Amin …?

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@miles_commodore 80’s.

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@Brick_Suit @libbyemmons Obama wore them… 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@miles_commodore Have you seen the trailer for “I Play Rocky”? It’s a new movie coming out about what Stallone had to do to get Rocky made and star in the movie himself. It looks great!

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@GuntherEagleman And communism was considered evil

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@atensnut I’m sure nobody even recognizes her.