Dee Lusional ™

here to mildly spice up the algorithm

[Dee Lusional ™ @msdeelusion]

me before I took lamictal

[Paradox @paradox_outcome]

sorry for being a depressed, insecure, and abandoned loser

not once in my life have i truly felt loved by anyone, and the effects have stayed with me to this day

[cinna ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ @linguistlez]

i wish carts just told you when they’re done because i don’t like finding out via taking a hit that tastes like barbecued roach elbows

[Dee Lusional ™ @msdeelusion]

my coworkers

[Hormona Lisa @Hormona_Lisa_]

Ugly, ugly, ugly

Probably all broke

And all bitches

[ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER OF THATTWT @Cogito_3rg0_5um]

How it feels walking outside with visible self harm scars

[Dee Lusional ™ @msdeelusion]

my coworker would bring the strongest soldiers to their knees pleading for gods forgiveness

[Dee Lusional ™ @msdeelusion]

stop this is giving me ideas

[marcayla @maarcayla]

I stopped drinking because someone had to talk me down from sending my ex a picture of us with an ai baby

[Dee Lusional ™ @msdeelusion]

I just know this man choked on his spit

[Pop Base @PopBase]

TMZ reports that Harry Styles collapsing during a recent show was due to a choking scare, not the European heatwave.

[@redaction @redaction]

Vaping in your bed and scrolling Twitter is pretty much the same as being on a yacht off the coast of Santorini

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

A man you don’t like and find annoying will be like “you really remind me of Aubrey Plaza.”

[Dee Lusional ™ @msdeelusion]

I work at a doggy daycare and did this to my MAGA coworker with a Doberman named Lunchbox

[superfun site @chickenstrip007]

When I was walking to Pilates, a couple walked by with their pitbull and the pitbull lunged at me, so I yelped. The man deadass said “good boy!”

[Dee Lusional ™ @msdeelusion]

I need to know his prescription

[🌅 @raysunsk]

Bruh my roommate eat like shit

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

Ele sendo um cachorro Neurodivergente

[Dee Lusional ™ @msdeelusion]

honky

[由美 姫 @x2ame9k]

From these images alone what ethnic background do you think I'm from?

[Dee Lusional ™ @msdeelusion]

I tried to kms with a scarf and the looney bin diagnosed me instantly

[salem ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ @salemscrucible]

mentioned bpd to my psychologist n she laughed n said i don’t have bpd, so i admitted that ive been masking during our appointments for two years and a short list of coinkidinks n she just kinda stared like this for a while, then picked up her notepad n said let’s get into it

[:3 @eternalfreakk]

starving all day so i can come home and get lit off 2 (two) shots

[sam @samcanmiss]

The fat norwegian guy who grew up homeless in india has been killing me since yesterday omg

[Dee Lusional ™ @msdeelusion]

Entropy

[ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔦𝔨 | romania of $hedtwt🇷🇴🕯️ @gutz_ofRyuji]

is there some sort of science behind why friends drop mentally ill people at their worst hello

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

i'll have $22 after i pay rent that means $20 for weed and $2 for baja blast this budgeting shit easy