Lady Macduff

devoted wife and mother • mom blogger • what’s meant to be will always find a way • rip me 8/9/1605 🙏 fly high

[Lady Macduff @msdocmacduffins]

@mcduffmypuffins @saucy_malcolm hey he called me that too

[Lady Macduff @msdocmacduffins]

@mcduffmypuffins @saucy_malcolm IM STILL ALIVE IN THE SPIRIT REALM YOU RUMPFED RUNION #MCHSAP

[Lady Macduff @msdocmacduffins]

@mcduffmypuffins @kidnamedson we’re dead it don’t do us no good #MCHSAP

[Lady Macduff @msdocmacduffins]

#MCHSAP
fleance after his dad gets murdered

[Lady Macduff @msdocmacduffins]

#MCHSAP
telling my son his dad is dead so i can get a new man sooner without hurting his feelings

[Lady Macduff @msdocmacduffins]

#MCHSAP
me

[Lady Macduff @msdocmacduffins]

#MCHSAP
my son: ahh i’m dead
me & the murderer:

[Lady Macduff @msdocmacduffins]

#MCHSAP
me, 10 seconds later realizing i’m now free to buy twenty more men at any market:

[Lady Macduff @msdocmacduffins]

#MCHSAP
realizing my husband for real left me with these ungrateful children to go hunt down the rightful heir

[Lady Macduff @msdocmacduffins]

#MCHSAP
the murderer, busting in while i’m trying to explain to my son why his dad left him

[Lady Macduff @msdocmacduffins]

#MCHSAP

[Lady Macduff @msdocmacduffins]

#MCHSAP
when your dad gets murdered

[Lady Macduff @msdocmacduffins]

#MCHSAP
lady macbeth @ macbeth’s heart when he didn’t wanna help cover up duncan’s murder:

[Lady Macduff @msdocmacduffins]

#MCHSAP
macbeth, when that messenger told him birnam wood was marching:

[Lady Macduff @msdocmacduffins]

#MCHSAP
macbeth: why didn’t macduff come to our feast :/
lady macbeth: did you call him
macduff:

[Lady Macduff @msdocmacduffins]

i’m dead and YOURE NOT MY DAD #MCHSAP

[Malcolm @saucy_malcolm]

@msdocmacduffins What part of keep that info on the DL you not get ??

[Lady Macduff @msdocmacduffins]

#MCHSAP
my son:

[Lady Macduff @msdocmacduffins]

macbeth: you can’t say i killed you
lady macbeth: ..you’re talking to a stool
macbeth: banquo’s ghost is RIGHT THERE
lady macbeth: oh so you CRAZY crazy
#MCHSAP

[Lady Macduff @msdocmacduffins]

malcolm: my lust has no limits
malcolm: ..jk i’m still a virgin lol
macduff: weird flex but ok
#MCHSAP

[Lady Macduff @msdocmacduffins]

#MCHSAP
anyone in Scotland: *breathes*
Macbeth: