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real hot girl shit™️ 🔥 i like football and i talk about smutty books on tiktok @ theviberarian (she/her)

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Apparently I overestimated the size of my audience.

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@julesvernebabi 💀💀💀 2cakey2furious

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the third screenshot is from this morning because i couldn’t remember the title of the docuseries. i just checked again and saw it’s still giving this as an option.

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this is so inappropriate??? why is @Google showing this as a search result

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got our wedding video back and thought yall should know that we both talked about the @49ers in our vows 😅❤️💛 #ninersfaithful

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@sjfalard @impossiblyeve hahahaha stay strapped baby

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@julesvernebabi noooooo not THE pants 😭😭😭

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my favorite part of the cut divorce article is this super long comment where this person says they didn’t read the whole article then goes on to diagnose the author with the actual disorder she talks about getting diagnosed with… in the article.

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@soldi3005_ @ElishaAnn_ @LUNAA444 if you want heart wrenching but with HEA:
- You Made a Fool of Death With Your Beauty by Akwaeke Emezi
- Restore Me by JL Seegars
- Was I Ever Here by Naomi Loud
🫶🏼

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@sjfalard to be clear, i’m not saying this WAS a kink thing but that it’s always safe to assume that it is lmao

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@sjfalard nah there’s like a 90% chance it could’ve been a kink thing. this rule has saved my eyes from manyyyy a fetish video on tiktok

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@sjfalard yeah travis had mad bi wife energy let’s be honest

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oh yeah, this is what it feels like to be a @49ers fan 🫨

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somebody must be sour bc he is delululemon 😙

[𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙎𝙁𝙉𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙨 @TheSFNiners]

“There was nothing that the 49ers did, besides us beating ourselves.”

— Cowboys Micah Parsons on a game where 49ers pulled starters at the beginning of the 4th quarter

[𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙎𝙁𝙉𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙨 @TheSFNiners]

“There was nothing that the 49ers did, besides us beating ourselves.”

— Cowboys Micah Parsons on a game where 49ers pulled starters at the beginning of the 4th quarter

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forecast says it’s McCloud-y with a chance of Ray-Ray 🍝 @RMIII_34 #FTTB

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dallas defense “swarming” cmc is apparently just a personal foul 6 seconds in and then going offsides

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*gets engaged*

*5 friends get engaged*

*furiously googles how to dye various fabrics so i can rewear the white dresses i bought during my engagement*

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@SourdeathSam yeah i could probably get a 4th round pick for him 🤪

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my fiancé: dude @SourdeathSam really needs a podcast or something

me: you are not gonna believe this

[Sourdeath Sam @SourdeathSam]

Kyle5000 answers for his sins (being mean to Matt Maiocco)