Michael Segers

Love orchids, bossed by parrot, just living is my revenge

[Michael Segers @msegers]

Russian officials congratulated themselves on the outcome of the U.S. election, which they saw as a geopolitical win for Moscow.

[Michael Segers @msegers]

On November 18, 1956, Nikita Khrushchev told Western ambassadors, "We will bury you." On November 8, 2016, the Russians succeeded...

[Michael Segers @msegers]

An elephant in early 19th C. London? Stephen Jarvis (@DyingClown) bases his story on fact: https://t.co/Ye79lxv0Yn

[Michael Segers @msegers]

Stephen Jarvis (@DyingClown) reads Tale of Chunee the elephant from his novel Death and Mr Pickwick: https://t.co/evtIzPHBqD

[Michael Segers @msegers]

Stephen Jarvis (@DyingClown) reads Tale of the George and Vulture from Death and Mr Pickwick: https://t.co/ssY54nNjOe

[Michael Segers @msegers]

Stephen Jarvis (@DyingClown) & The Era of Caricature in his novel Death and Mr Pickwick: https://t.co/j0eyAVv7ze

[Michael Segers @msegers]

Stephen Jarvis (@DyingClown) is the author of Death and Mr Pickwick

[Michael Segers @msegers]

Stephen Jarvis (@DyingClown) the Greatest Literary Phenomenon in History - https://t.co/w48uPdxa85

[Michael Segers @msegers]

Stephen Jarvis (@DyingClown) talks about The Mystery of Robert Seymour in his novel Death and Mr Pickwick https://t.co/riLmsj5lhj

[𝚂𝚊𝚛𝚊 𝚁𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 ✍️ @SaraRosinsky]

Wait. #KirbyDelauter is a conservative? I never would have guessed.

[Drunken Right Winger @JosephKurt1]

Today, I am replacing most of my nouns with #KirbyDelauter. My dog just #KirbyDelauter -ed all over the carpet.

[Michael Segers @msegers]

Deluded GOP Official Kirby Delauter Threatens Newspaper For Using His Name Without Permission: http://t.co/DUSwn0CxkD - #KirbyDelauter

[Michael Segers @msegers]

"The Biggest Aspidistra in the World" - song - http://t.co/GYvThQA8Z5

[Michael Segers @msegers]

The aspidistra had a visitor, but the "cast iron plant" lived up to its nickname, didn't get eaten.

[Michael Segers @msegers]

@waynemcevilly What is a "dragnet sentence"? I guess she wasn't recommending it...

[Michael Segers @msegers]

@waynemcevilly Thanks for this treasure.

[KerriFar @KerriFar]

RT @BaldHiker: Simple Pleasures Lovely Treasures http://t.co/sCJMMaPIK4

[White House Archived @ObamaWhiteHouse]

"I want to wish a Happy Diwali to all those who are celebrating the Festival of Lights." —President Obama: http://t.co/B2fscJyi2K

[NextGen America 🗳 @NextGenAmerica]

With the stroke of a pen, Rick Scott failed to protect
Florida consumers. See how → http://t.co/GrBf5iq0yf