NuttMeag

Sarcastic views of horses, parenting and business. Fueled by coffee, wine and passive aggression.

[NuttMeag @mselger]

What alcohol pairs best with my kindergartners 9am Christmas recital?

[NuttMeag @mselger]

Happy 3rd of January!

(My neighbors with fireworks)

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Shoutout to all my fellow Y2K survivors

[50cent @50cent]

Yes let’s make 2026 great 👍 I’m in the gym getting ready now ! LOL • https://t.co/WtNREs3AKy

[NuttMeag @mselger]

My 2025 Duolingo stats are in! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[NuttMeag @mselger]

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2025! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[mariana Z @mariana057]

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

it's a fabulous time to be alive if you love:
- verification codes
- verifying your email
- yelling "REAL PERSON" into a phone at a robot
- reading nightmarish news all day every day
- hot

[NuttMeag @mselger]

@ATT on hour 11 with no internet or service. Impossible to work.

[NuttMeag @mselger]

I completed the March challenge faster than 87.1% of all learners on Duolingo!