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[Heidi @msfirecrotch22]

@ButterkistUK why do your sweet and salty microwave popcorn bags take three times the time to pop on the right microwave setting as the instructions and why was a bag in my box unflavoured x

[Heidi @msfirecrotch22]

@DeMickyD love u sister

[Dr. Chibuike M. @Dr_Chibuike_M]

Why is this baby blue in colour? 🤔

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

GET. OFF. MY. MAN!!!

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

Slag off Lorraine Kelly

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

No one:

Lady Gaga tonight:

[Tǒast @Themb0flcation]

I'll never blame her, I kinda hate her
I'll never be that kinda angel
I'll never be kind enough to me
I'll never blame her for tryna make it
But I'll never be the kinda angel

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

Adidas got a decent foothold

[avery @a4ery]

the life of a showgirl

[ParkinScrotes @parkinscroat]

When I call a lady a stupid dickhead rather than a daft cow.

[Heidi @msfirecrotch22]

@folkdann @onabenchinCI Girl that's distortion not autotune damn

[club cain @dollofcain]

it really has been ethel cain summer. we've been through a cancellation, an album release, tour just started... and now ldr writes a song about her

[Heidi @msfirecrotch22]

Tbh I'd shade Lana for a bit of Jack too so

[LanaBoards @LanaBoards]

“Ethel Cain hated my Instagram post, think it's cute re-enacting my Chicago pose” - Lana Del Rey in new song “All About Ethel”