Deep Thoughts

Planes, trains and automobiles

[Deep Thoughts @msgill5]

@NFL how come when some teams have players test + for covid you decide to postpone the game but other times you go through with it. How is that fair? I believe every game should go on as planned. The team that acted like idiots deserved to play shorthanded. So biased

[Deep Thoughts @msgill5]

Geez. There goes the career for Dak. So sad. He is everything you need in a quarterback and person. Cowboys better give him a management job #nfl

[Deep Thoughts @msgill5]

A stronger/bald man who played in the NHL! Who’s the mom that should’ve swallowed the load instead of having you?

[Deep Thoughts @msgill5]

Imagine drake chirping these guys in real life and not behind cameras and security. Boy would he be out cold!! Chris brown smacks him around. What you think these giants would do! #NBAFinals2019 #NBAFinals

[Deep Thoughts @msgill5]

@evanrachelwood So cutting my penis is the solution over just using the pill or condom. Men, be smarter and wrap it. Women, take the pill if you’re too lazy to tell a man he needs to wear a rubber. Also, keep your legs closed. No one said for you to raw dog a guy

[Deep Thoughts @msgill5]

Why even watch playoffs? The @NHL are literally doing everything they can for sharks and bruins to go to the finals. For the record, you could call roughing against Boston on every play. Every. Single. Play.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Trying to get that “Most Evil Tweet of 2018” in under the wire, huh shithead?

[Deep Thoughts @msgill5]

@pattonoswalt What a freakin Munson

[Deep Thoughts @msgill5]

All buildings matter #9/11

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Is it normal that I broke the bottom of my toilet with my piss?

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Having to deuce after stepping out of the shower. Grow up, body

[Deep Thoughts @msgill5]

The movie, 'It Follows,' is easily the best abstinence video ever made #movie

[Deep Thoughts @msgill5]

@IngrahamAngle is insanely hot

[Deep Thoughts @msgill5]

Do I know how to read or have I just learned how to memorize words?

[Deep Thoughts @msgill5]

I just wrote the best 37 minute song ever

[Deep Thoughts @msgill5]

Am I the only one who thought Ross and Monica’s relationship was a little weird? And by weird I mean awkward? And by awkward I mean awkward and creepy?

[Deep Thoughts @msgill5]

Why can't I be stronger? ..... Why can't you be lighter?

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Ham. The spongey meat

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Surely not everyone was kung-fu fighting

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Cousins ... The waterboy will have his towel hanging in the rafters when he retires #NBA #sacramentokings