Carla Guzman

[Carla Guzman @msguzzyguz]

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[Carla Guzman @msguzzyguz]

Best way to start the day #saltcreek #socallife #educationvacation #bejelly still got a month of… http://t.co/Zf9RZW6bVy

[Carla Guzman @msguzzyguz]

@FollowMeAshley " What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato. #ClassicJokeTuesday

[Carla Guzman @msguzzyguz]

My dad got up from watching #marchmadness to come and make a #dodgers #easteregg we #bleedblue http://t.co/zFAAQeyus8

[Carla Guzman @msguzzyguz]

"@Dodgers: FINAL: #Dodgers 4, #As 7. #DodgersST"
@chunky_lover52

[Carla Guzman @msguzzyguz]

“Pink advance tix here til Friday: http://t.co/V4Ao3lpK3Y”
@RobynGuz

[Justin @_JustinGordon]

Why do cows have bells?
Cause they're horns don't work!
#ClassicJokeTuesday

[Carla Guzman @msguzzyguz]

@FollowMeAshley "Sometimes I squat on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward cause that's how I roll"

[LLCOOLJ @llcoolj]

Never let someone tell you who you should be. Or how you should express your soul. Don't allow anyone to limit your vision. Do YOUR thing.

[Carla Guzman @msguzzyguz]

Four of us share 2g...is it sad that I'm excited about this? http://t.co/H60w77iIUy

[Carla Guzman @msguzzyguz]

@chunky_lover52 did you ever get new kidneys?

[Carla Guzman @msguzzyguz]

@chunky_lover52 wow...boys really do stay at middle school mentally #yourenotfunny #sameoldshit

[Carla Guzman @msguzzyguz]

@RobynGuz right!? I turned an orange stove white #cludorms #2006

[Carla Guzman @msguzzyguz]

@ashley_fleming1 @FollowMeAshley "what did the ocean say to the beach... Nothing it just waved"

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn? #ClassicJokeTuesday

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer…………… and some peanuts." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?" #ClassicJokeTuesday

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

What do you get when you mix a cat with a ball of yarn? Mittens. #ClassicJokeTuesday #CatWeek

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

What's smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee. #ClassicJokeTuesday #CatWeek

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through 'em. #ClassicJokeTuesday

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Why did the math book go to the therapist? It had a lot of problems. #ClassicJokeTuesday