Mary A. Shafer

Author, speaker, marketing consultant, freelance writer, teacher, weather freak, animal lover

[Mary A. Shafer @mshaferauthor]

@acnewsitics ...because they always inherit a shambles of a country that needs triage.

[Mary A. Shafer @mshaferauthor]

@michelechollow This so sucks.

[Mary A. Shafer @mshaferauthor]

@petershankman Realizing I’d have to find a longterm spot to park my fulltime travel trailer home, because most RV parks and campgrounds were closing down

[Mary A. Shafer @mshaferauthor]

Listening to @thecreativepenn podcast while installing a roof vent fan in my TV in the middle of the Arizona desert!

[Mary A. Shafer @mshaferauthor]

@maggielib5 @ReallyAmerican1 Because...ratings.

[Mary A. Shafer @mshaferauthor]

@se4realhinton That book changed my life. I read it in middle school and aside from the story itself, it made me start wondering if maybe I could be a writer someday. This is my 20-year anniversary of making my living as one. Thank you for so much.

[Andrew Keenan-Bolger @KeenanBlogger]

Oh god, he’s actually already dead, isn’t he?! Flies appear during the decay stage of body decomposition. Happy Spooky SZN, America! #Pence #fly

[Mary A. Shafer @mshaferauthor]

@StuBishop_LPD Stu, if you had to watch the endless shitstorm every day that is our political situation, you, too, would gladly pay attention to the humorous distraction.

[Mary A. Shafer @mshaferauthor]

Trying to come up with a Halloween costume, but can't think of anything scarier than just living day-to-day in America right now.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t

[Mary A. Shafer @mshaferauthor]

@evebridburg I'm sharing #fly memes.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

The fly knows.

[Mary A. Shafer @mshaferauthor]

@DiemBurden Yes. Thank God.

[Cindy Van Vreede 🌊 @CindyVVideo]

.@realDonaldTrump
So, was Stormy Daniels a Business Deduction, or was she an Entertainment Expense?

[Dr. Lisa Welch @Welch_tx]

It is safe to return to school but not hold an election? We had an election during the civil war, we had mid-term elections in the middle of the Spanish flu. Pathetic attempt to distract from the failing economy, COVID response, and presidency. https://t.co/knRkgj5vcL

[Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney]

I have never worried that a police officer would murder me or my son. That should not be a privilege that comes only with the skin I was born in. EVERY mother deserves this reality.

[Jonathan Maberry @JonathanMaberry]

As I suspected... #catsareevil

[Amy Shojai, CABC @amyshojai]

HIT AND RUN: Name That #Dog & Name That #Cat #Contest for New #Thriller plz RT! https://t.co/LEKMJ9uPyU