Micheal Smith

digital media and social consultant | amateur baker & photographer | part-time badass | fitness buff | DMB lover (#77) | owner of

[Micheal Smith @mshellsmith]

@SimonPropertyGp Dear Simon Property Group, We have been trying to reach you to give you some money. We've used your website contact form; we've tweeted you; Facebook stalked you and even called (twice) and we still cannot get anyone from your organization to return our calls to take our money.

[Micheal Smith @mshellsmith]

Dear @SimonPropertyGp, We have been trying to reach you to give you some money. We've used your website contact form; we've tweeted you; Facebook stalked you and even called (twice) and we still cannot get anyone from your organization to return our calls to take our money.

[Micheal Smith @mshellsmith]

Damn you, Cuomo. I just put my mascara on. I'm going to miss your face in the morning. @ChrisCuomo

[Micheal Smith @mshellsmith]

@ChrisCuomo you won my heart a long time ago but you sealed the deal with this interview. Thank you for your kind heart.

[Micheal Smith @mshellsmith]

Audrey and Jack forever. #audreyandjack #24 #DesignatedSurvivor @RealKiefer @KimRaver

[Micheal Smith @mshellsmith]

@realDonaldTrump 1. You forgot a comma.
2. You're a goddamned idiot, Donald.
3. You're still a piece of shit.

[Micheal Smith @mshellsmith]

Yo, cheeto in chief: your time is almost up. #Midterms2018 #PA18 @realDonaldTrump

[Micheal Smith @mshellsmith]

@ChrisCuomo loving your sassy co-host today. 💜

[Micheal Smith @mshellsmith]

🎶 This land is your land, this land is my land 🎶 but it's not your land #FakePresident @realDonaldTrump

[Micheal Smith @mshellsmith]

All we do is win, win, win no matter what. #magalies @realDonaldTrump

https://t.co/5s5RiGbEUQ

[Micheal Smith @mshellsmith]

@nbcsvu damn you! When will Liv ever get the guy?! @Mariska

[Micheal Smith @mshellsmith]

Great job, dumbass. (Hey, you take credit for the good, you're gonna get it for the bad, too) @realDonaldTrump #Resist https://t.co/V0qdo8XdIT

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Dow Jones share index closes down 4.6% at 24,345, in biggest drop since 2008 financial crisis https://t.co/1YOiADOYvC

[Micheal Smith @mshellsmith]

@bt_dmb So much love for you BT. I hope all is well and will be sending positive energy.

[Micheal Smith @mshellsmith]

@realDonaldTrump congratulations, Mr. President. Breaking records the likes of which this country had hoped it would never see again.

[Micheal Smith @mshellsmith]

@SLessard Ummm, can you hold a pit ticket for me? 11 shows and not one single pit. How am I supposed to get by on the lawn? Ughface.

[Micheal Smith @mshellsmith]

@realDonaldTrump happy Sunday #shitholepresident #FakePresident

[Micheal Smith @mshellsmith]

@eemundben @SLessard @davematthewsbnd 12 planned so far for me. I'm trying to break 90 shows (currently at 77). Enjoy the summer!

[Micheal Smith @mshellsmith]

I still watch Law and Order SVU after all these years because it's good tv....but let's be honest, it's the one-liners from @FINALLEVEL that keep me coming back.

"Call me homeboy cuz I'm staying home" - Fin

[Micheal Smith @mshellsmith]

Hello, my name is @realDonaldTrump and I'm a shithole flip-flopper. https://t.co/MUWDg6Dz24

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Wall is the Wall, it has never changed or evolved from the first day I conceived of it. Parts will be, of necessity, see through and it was never intended to be built in areas where there is natural protection such as mountains, wastelands or tough rivers or water.....

[Micheal Smith @mshellsmith]

@RickSaccone4Sen sorry dude, you're gonna lose now that the cheeto in chief has endorsed you. #FakePresident #shitholepresident https://t.co/4m9Qm1LhZG

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Will be going to Pennsylvania today in order to give my total support to RICK SACCONE, running for Congress in a Special Election (March 13). Rick is a great guy. We need more Republicans to continue our already successful agenda!