Matt Sherry

[DuffJuice @DuffJuice30]

To all you dickriding lames at the White House:

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

Look at what he did to our country.

Mission accomplished.

[🧡Lulu🌾; @ItsLulu_7]

Capitalism is the issue

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Suck on this Trumpers & Muskonites!

"Elon Musk gets more subsidy than any human being in history, by far, and without subsidies Elon would probably have to close up shop."

President Donald J. Trump

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Josh Hokit won the biggest fight of his career at the White House and decides to finish his interview by calling Michelle Obama a Man.

What a disgrace.

It takes a really small man to use his biggest moment to attack a woman by calling her a man.

Especially with the history behind calling black women men.

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Sean Strickland just got SWARMED by cops and hauled away after sneaking into the UFC White House event 😳💀

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

💯💯

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

FAFO moment!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

So if Kamala Harris had started a war with Iran, gas prices doubled, and then held a UFC fight on the White House lawn, MAGA would’ve been totally normal and reasonable about it, right?

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

Trump just approved the Paramount-Warner Bros merger for The Ellisons, who paid $7 billion for UFC Streaming Rights.

Guess who showed up to the fight tonight? David Ellison.

It's all a grift.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

⚠️ Only 5 players in Basketball History have won an NCAA Title, Naismith College Player of the Year, NBA Title and NBA Finals MVP:

- Walton
- Kareem
- Magic
- Jordan

and Jalen Brunson.

🐐

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

You do realize he started this fucking war?

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

It’s an inevitability.

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

This is blood red West Virginia, who OVERWHELMINGLY voted for Donald Trump to save them, still ravaged from the 2025 flood.

They're SUPER excited Trump is spending $60 million on his private birthday bash.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Just imagine if Obama was doing all of this. lol. Republicans must be dying inside.

[Former Republican 🇺🇸 @Sjacobs2020]

Okay, I'm gonna be honest.
This gay club looks fabulous.

They've got everything. Sweaty men wrestling, guys on motorcycles in leather jackets, gold everywhere, and the Village People performing.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

Worth pointing out that this entire event proves no one in the Trump Administration believes that bullshit about needing a ballroom for security.