Shreya

Scientist 👩🏾‍🔬
Just a tiny brown girl that just escaped the cold but is now trapped in a red state

[Shreya @mshreya97]

My favorite thing about working in the pharma/biotech industry is that they always emphasize “patient comes first” until their own employee becomes one

[Shreya @mshreya97]

Some kid in the popcorn line: “people wear pink and think they look like Barbie but really they look like Peppa Pig”#BarbieTheMovie

[Shreya @mshreya97]

@shardulgo Little birdie

[palash karia @palashkaria]

Update: My first ever browser extension got published to the Chrome store 🚀

Currently this does only one thing: removes the new analytics view count from tweets in the timeline. Planning to add more features soon!

https://t.co/wgP2a5yXI9

[Shreya @mshreya97]

@nidhididi Shh time is a social construct 🤫

[Shreya @mshreya97]

@shelllp_ Thank you! 💜

[Shreya @mshreya97]

I never once in my life thought I would get laid off while working in pharma/biotec but I guess I was wrong. No job sector is safe…

[Shreya @mshreya97]

@shardulgo Well tweeting about it isn’t helping your case…

[Shreya @mshreya97]

@jwloss95 Lmao facts my brain is just wrapped in parafilm

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@rohan2994 Don’t you have actually hw to do? 🤔

[Shreya @mshreya97]

I see all these good looking guys on dating apps but then I see that they smoke and it’s such a shame they’re gonna look like their 60 when they turn 30, meanwhile I’ll still be looking like I’m 12

[Shreya @mshreya97]

@nidhididi Amen to that 😂

[Shreya @mshreya97]

I’m not usually a fan of Mindy Kaling’s work but I finally caved and watched Season 1 of #NeverHaveIEver and I completely balled my eyes out the entire time

[Shreya @mshreya97]

I keep saying I want to marry a finance bro but I just realized today, I am the fucking finance bro

[Shreya @mshreya97]

I have a crush on this coworker but I don’t believe in dating coworker and now he’s dating someone else in the office and now I hate myself and this chick he’s dating even though she’s nothing but nice 😭 #FML

[Shreya @mshreya97]

Watching my friends get engaged/married but I just beat the main quest on Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild so who’s really winning?

[Shreya @mshreya97]

My dad asked me if I was doing anything for 4th of July and I said no Dad I don’t celebrate that holiday, I’m not a Republican

[Shreya @mshreya97]

@shardulgo

[Shreya @mshreya97]

My favorite part of working in pharma/biotech is that they always make a big ordeal of putting the patient first except, when their own employees become one

[Shreya @mshreya97]

@rohan2994 No the roommates are always late to the party

[Shreya @mshreya97]

Just started watching Futurama and low-key wish I had started earlier