Shubhank Maheshwari

Bore ho raha hun. Ab kya karu?

[Shubhank Maheshwari @mshubhank]

@kunalb11 bhai @PranayKarnawat ko bolo thoda bhaav dede. 💔

[Shubhank Maheshwari @mshubhank]

Does the chicken fry the "Chicken fried rice"?

[Shubhank Maheshwari @mshubhank]

Can't pee?
Motivate yourself by saying "Come on pee, urine there"
And then pee laughing 💦

[Shubhank Maheshwari @mshubhank]

Celebrating engineers day is celebrating every second person from every third college.

[Shubhank Maheshwari @mshubhank]

@PranayKarnawat Ashish Shakya ko bhi leke fir ek AIB ki team banao.

[Shubhank Maheshwari @mshubhank]

Spiderman: No Way Home?
Maybe @SonuSood can help.

[Shubhank Maheshwari @mshubhank]

Hands down one of the best choices i made ❤️

[Palak @an_napurna]

Appreciation tweet for @mshubhank who have been voluntarily teaching 8th grade in the government school.
Unfortunately, there was no one to teach Math in grade 8 of the school and this kind human took it up and started teaching.

[Shubhank Maheshwari @mshubhank]

@an_napurna Thank you for the opportunity @an_napurna . Couldn't have done it without you ❤️
I owe you a million!

[Shubhank Maheshwari @mshubhank]

I think about thinking.
If this isn't overthinking, I don't know what is

[Shubhank Maheshwari @mshubhank]

@Aman15036 Ek numbari toh hai apna Bardiya bro🤭

[Shubhank Maheshwari @mshubhank]

I want Google Meet and @Zoom to implement a 0.01% chance of your mic not muting when you click on mute.
And then i want to watch the world burn.

[Shubhank Maheshwari @mshubhank]

I relate more to this guy -- 🥲 -- than anyone else nowadays.

[Shubhank Maheshwari @mshubhank]

Ab toh cornflakes mein bhi doodh ki jagah vodka milaake khaane ka mann hota hai.

[Shubhank Maheshwari @mshubhank]

In Wonder Woman, the leader of the Amazons should have been called Jeff Bezos.
Would have made the movie 10x better!

[Shubhank Maheshwari @mshubhank]

If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then the law only exists for the lower/middle class.
Thoughts?

[Shubhank Maheshwari @mshubhank]

@vaibhav_mohnot @WeekendInvestng @smallcaseHQ Done done

[Aayush Tiwari @aayushtiiwari]

People out here tweeting HODL.

Arey, portfolio mein kuch bacha hi nahi - kya HODL karu?

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Hey @TwitterIndia you dropped this.

[Shubhank Maheshwari @mshubhank]

Hass kyun raha hai hamara HM?

[Suhasini Haidar @suhasinih]

#COVIDEmergency2021

[Shubhank Maheshwari @mshubhank]

Ughhhhhhh

[Shasvathi Siva @shasvathi]

In the midst of a family medical emergency, I'd passed out my number and received wildly inappropriate calls, video calls and dick pics.

I wrote about this harrowing experience on @viceindia. Thank you for giving me a safe space to channel my anger.
https://t.co/YXTl21OGKv