You must always lie in cricket.
- “Missed it by a foot”
- “I smashed it onto my pad”
- “Yeah mate, it definitely carried”
- “I hit 30 on Saturday”
- “Dad came to watch”
- “They haven’t called the game off yet”
- “What’s in your pocket, Cameron?” “Oh, just a sunglasses case”
While @cnwtas grand final week is mostly about the players, I felt it was worth writing a paragraph or two on one of the great @DemonMan3 stalwarts in Ray Read, who is preparing his first grand final deck.
https://t.co/jQFWEmHMXN
@hobbit7415 @JordanSpieth You talk shit @hobbit7415. Couldn't pick your nose mate. Your the guy that wins $500,00 a year on the punt, but you've never punted. #cheers