Mac Simotes

Division 1 burnout, so now I watch too much baseball. And buy and sell cars occasionally.

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Patrick Mahomes

[Mac Simotes @msimotes1]

@Rhy_Rog God damnit Rhyan

[Mac Simotes @msimotes1]

Suspend him for life

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Detroit police are investigateling why Lions WR Jameson Williams avoided arrest after a gun was found in car, per @wxyzdetroit:

https://t.co/GdlOaE3Ozi

[Mac Simotes @msimotes1]

@MJ_FritoLay hell of season pal!

[Mac Simotes @msimotes1]

Had no idea he played PXGs @Rhy_Rog

[DP World Tour @DPWorldTour]

Rory McIlroy's club head flying off 📸

#BMWPGA | #RolexSeries

[Mac Simotes @msimotes1]

@Rhy_Rog Louisville the better program all around. Tough scene

[Mac Simotes @msimotes1]

Welcome to the life @JennaKendzior

[Mac Simotes @msimotes1]

@TheClemReport @TacoEata @NostalgiaFolder Tasted better because all that was $4.99

[Mac Simotes @msimotes1]

Love that movie!

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Six years ago, I bought what was represented as one of the shirts used by Hanks from the running scenes in “Forrest Gump.”

I paid less for it because I couldn’t photomatch it. If it was the exact shirt, it was washed.

[Mac Simotes @msimotes1]

The ole double down on stupidity

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Two weeks ago, I did what the Republicans in Congress refuse to do.

I took action to secure our border.

I restricted unlawful crossings and enabled quicker decisions on asylum – and since we implemented my order, border encounters have dropped about 25%.

[Mac Simotes @msimotes1]

@Rhy_Rog @PLEDGE_03 Thought you’ve been firing 96’s lately

[Mac Simotes @msimotes1]

As a die hard Sky fan I am very embarrassed!

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Angel Reese:

"We got celebrities coming to games. Sold out arenas...The reason why we're watching women's basketball is not just because of 1 person. It's because of me, too. I want y'all to realize that."

(via @GNSportsTV, h/t @ClutchPoints)

[Mac Simotes @msimotes1]

@Rhy_Rog Live tweeting a show 5 years old is the least surprising thing you’ve ever done

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@KGalbraith07 @HA1L2MI It’s C, I’m not an animal.

[Mac Simotes @msimotes1]

@KGalbraith07 @HA1L2MI Can’t wait to not talk to you on the golf trip

[Mac Simotes @msimotes1]

@Rhy_Rog @WonkyEyedWonder @KGalbraith07 @HA1L2MI Also putting toothpaste on a wet brush is annoying. Water gets into the tube and causes mayhem!

[Mac Simotes @msimotes1]

Good work Bob

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

Shota Imanaga may be the Chicago Cubs' greatest free-agent signing since Andre Dawson in 1987 (MVP, $500,000) if he keeps pitching like this.
Imanaga, 5-0, throws seven more shutout innings and now has a 0.65 ERA in his first seven MLB starts.

[Mac Simotes @msimotes1]

@BN_Bears

[Mac Simotes @msimotes1]

@TomPelissero @WaddleandSilvy Must’ve realized they drafted a punter by mistake with their last pick