Melissa Sisk

Senior Program Manager at Intuit & Baseball wife. Living a life full of uncertainty & adventure, wouldn't have it any other way! God is good!!

[Melissa Sisk @msisky7]

Is it bad I am hiding out in the kids bathroom while I “clean” the tub after bath time because I just need 5... 6...10 mins where I don’t have tiny humans on me? #IsCovidOverYet #SendWine

[Melissa Sisk @msisky7]

My 1 year old grabbed our Apple TV remote and somehow found and put on Fresh Prince of Be Air on. Sooo, there’s that....

[Melissa Sisk @msisky7]

Today I had a brief moment of celebration as this is the last week of school & last 5 days of “Home School Mom”....followed by an even greater feeling of dread 3 seconds later as I realized that means “Summer Camp Mom” will be up to the plate. I may not make it through 2020 alive

[Melissa Sisk @msisky7]

@Alysa Research minute to win it ideas. Those are THE BEST!!!

[Melissa Sisk @msisky7]

Covid-19 ain’t gonna keep us down!! We may not be meeting for church in person this week but we are working on filming for this weekend’s virtual experience. Join us online Sat 5pm, Sun… https://t.co/fet31JTaf6

[Melissa Sisk @msisky7]

This morning as I logged into my computer, I had a time of reflection. This week has been absolutely nuts! Lots of companies have encouraged their employees to work from home, including… https://t.co/lnnBUeiyfb

[Melissa Sisk @msisky7]

Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be. Happy 10 years @sisk_brandon51 , this has been the greatest adventure and we’re just getting started!! I love you to the moon and back!

[Melissa Sisk @msisky7]

@sisk_brandon51 Sounds riveting! Also, get off your phone and pay attention! You’re in class. 😂

[Melissa Sisk @msisky7]

@sisk_brandon51 I mean they said 4 year olds were better! When does that set in? I think our baby can teach her older sister a thing or two about good behavior.

[Melissa Sisk @msisky7]

It’s as if @sisk_brandon51 was already mocking me by watching Jurassic Park before we did chest and arms tonight #BabyTRexArms get no respect around here. It will be a miracle if I can do my hair tomorrow..... or lift my baby.

[Melissa Sisk @msisky7]

You know you’re a mom when you go out for a run, jamming out to your pump up music and somehow “Let it Go” got shuffled into the mix.... I mean I guess for some people that is a pump up song??? 🤷🏼‍♀️

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

#SJSHARKS WIN GAME SEVEN 3-2!!!!!!!!

[Melissa Sisk @msisky7]

No more baby shark, it’s freaking Daddy Shark time!!! Bye bye Vegas! #SJSharks #StanleyCupPlayoffs

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

#SJSHARKS WIN GAME 7 IN OVERTIME!!!!!!!!!!!

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT YOU JUST SAW.

WOW.

[Melissa Sisk @msisky7]

ERMAHGERD!!! It’s Mom’s first day back to work! #ByeByeMatLeave https://t.co/vLE0rWLooC

[Melissa Sisk @msisky7]

Watching playoff hockey while holding a sleeping baby is a special kind of torture. 🦈🏒🏆#SJSharks #GoSharks https://t.co/Aki1cTQyN0

[Melissa Sisk @msisky7]

Please pass the wine, no glass needed, and excuse me while I go find a corner in the garage to hide in.... it’s been that kind of day.

[Melissa Sisk @msisky7]

Love is letting your kid throw up in your hand.... just sayin... 😳

[Melissa Sisk @msisky7]

Are there such things as burp ponchos? Because I’m pretty sure Mackenzie spits up on everything but the burp rag 😑

[Melissa Sisk @msisky7]

Nothing like taking your 3 year old and 2 1/2 month old on a shopping trip to Total Wine to make you feel like an award winning mother. 😳 🤦🏼‍♀️ #ChristmasFestivitesRestock