Jade Warner

Probably an unreliable narrator with recycled ideas.

[Jade Warner @msjadewarner]

“Captain Crieff with an urgent message for the cabin crew. Sleepy, Dopey, Happy, Grumpy, Sneezy, Bashful, Doc. Thank you” - Martin Crieff (Cabin Pressure, Gdańsk).

[Jade Warner @msjadewarner]

🥧 > 🎂.

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I think @ucancallmesis just introduced me to ‘seussical the musical’? ((im sorry for not knowing, pls forgive this smol queer)). #bwayjackboxlive #midnighttheatre

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@andrewbfeldman @AlexBoniello To those organizing this pandemonium, just confirming that we buy 2 separate tickets for the 2 livestream shows, yeah?

[Jade Warner @msjadewarner]

That’s it. That’s the story. I’m sorry it wasn’t more exciting. But here’s Watto in a little hat.

[Jade Warner @msjadewarner]

One time, I was wearing a #GLTS baseball cap and then some dude came up to me to ask about Star Warses… but I don’t know Star Warses, I just know GLTS. And it was was awkward for us both. @GLucasTalkShow

[Jade Warner @msjadewarner]

To the youths that do art:
as much as they might try, parents never say the right thing when it comes to your ‘side hobby’. And it’s okay to not always want to meet them in the middle. 🙃

[Jade Warner @msjadewarner]

@connorratliff @GriffLightning Alas. My whole bit no longer plays.

[Jade Warner @msjadewarner]

@connorratliff Follow up: would any of the dolls wear pink on Wednesdays?

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@patrickcotnoir @connorratliff @GLucasTalkShow @sohotheatre @GriffLightning Oh and Pierre Bohanna was a trooper.

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@patrickcotnoir @connorratliff @GLucasTalkShow @sohotheatre @GriffLightning Patrick pulled a captain sully and landed that plane after the show was hit with oh so many birds. Honestly, job well done. 🫡

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@patrickcotnoir @GriffLightning @connorratliff @GLucasTalkShow Patrick… why is your eye line to a galaxy far, far away? 😆

[Jade Warner @msjadewarner]

Can we all agree to stop adding an s to the word anyway? Thanks.

[Jade Warner @msjadewarner]

. What part of Dear Evan Hansen was this from again? @andrewbfeldman @AlexBoniello #FoulPlay

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There’s something funny about comedy.

[Jade Warner @msjadewarner]

@buddboetticher @GempireQueen @UniversalPics @NicholasHoult @rejectedjokes So, in terms of running tally; does this mean the banana from the Lego movie didn’t survive?

[Jade Warner @msjadewarner]

I admit that I should talk less; still not going to smile more. <3

[Jade Warner @msjadewarner]

This “high functioning depression” really doesn’t feel that high or that functional. 🙄

[Jade Warner @msjadewarner]

Brain: Where are you on making art?
Me: Who cares, who cares? Who cares?
Brain: Fair enough.