Joy Vey

Self Proclaimed Jewish Matchmaker! I work in the Dental warehouse by day and find love at night! I do Bar/Bat Mitzvahs!

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My wackadoodle fundamentalist neighbor said Jesus is going to protect her from Covid, well Jesus didn't protect you from that awful haircut, Jan.

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@juniortrey13 @_omgigi_ I never got my fax!

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I'm so confused...

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Who wants to get vaccinated and sleep over in a Panera ?

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Slow News Day, eh? I'm going to get some @olivegarden

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It's 2021 and someone told me I would have a husband. Lies!

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@ArielDumas I was raised that our toiletries can speak at midnight on the first night of Hanukkah. My toothbrush always had so much to say about Marxism !

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@mrotzie You can also ask get a pedicure during a meeting, and no one would ever know!

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@1919rootbeer can you send this deserving human some rooties?

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@JewBoyProblems Do they send you fish in a box each month?

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@pattistanger I set up two dogs, does that count ?

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New Year's Pro Tip: Clean your mirror today, then you'll have someone good looking to kiss. 💋

[Joy Vey @MsJoyVey]

Janice told me there was live Zebra blood in the vaccine!

https://t.co/AE01rYfMuX

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@Applebees Thank goodness!

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Hey @Applebees, do you do foam parties ?

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@ArielDumas @AndrewJEcker

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@TheRealDratch Just dress up as a French Fry and sing them songs from Godspeed

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@ThePerezHilton @PerezHilton Do you make them for pancakes or pretzel ladies ?

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@Ghastly @milkncooks I learned that cheese makes me gassy

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@_omgigi_ It's a very famous turtle, whole loves to send good vibes by eating whole pineapples. It's really good luck